Emotional Support Goblin

[catgirl-kaiju]

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

[catgirl-kaiju]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[repair-bear]

[greelin]

“can a robot even have mental illnesses” they are allowed to have whatever they want. don’t be fucking rude

[appendingfic]

robots can have mental illnesses we can't even conceive of - like shrimp colors

[aroacespecsafeplace]

[glowcowboy]

i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!

[meru-nilaya-deactivated20240625]

i love that asexual ppl have moments where we realize that oh shit. that's a thing that happens in real life. it's not a joke. people actually think sex is like important. that like having a sex life or a romantic life is important. it's so fucking funny because everyone's raving about not having a partner and your ass is there like 'cool story bro'

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

a perfectly shaped fat raccoon in maine I have to share

[msg555]

[heyimboredtalktome]

[ravenkinnie]

when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

[ravenkinnie]

I'm really sorry that I keep rbing this and showing y'all tags but this put actual tears in my eyes

[epidaleacalamita]

[uses telekinesis to compact you into a tiny cube]

[epidaleacalamita]

ugh i swear some of you are never satisfied. fine [telekinetically greebles you]

[mikkaeus]

I-

thank you twitter, this is the only recommended topic post I’ll accept

[kingsofeverything]

[cuddlef1sh]

You think that’s bad? At my work I do noncon! (I ship items that are non-conveyable on moving belts)

[doodle-dog-diary]

Y-you ship noncon…

[cuddlef1sh]

*sigh* this is where the call out post starts, isn’t it

[thechekhov]

Two ways to scold your asshole cat wizard who keeps on stealing shit: an abundance of affection, which he hates, or knives.

[leafeonb]

[my-darling-boy]

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

[my-darling-boy]

Like this

[thedivinemagnet]

[trufflesmushroom]

How?

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[everydayilearnmore]

Bisexuality

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!! SPREAD THIS PLS!!!

[the-lafayettebaguette]