how do you do

somedays it just be like that

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

ohhh my god i need enrichment soooo baddddd....... someone PLEASE throw something strange and new into my enclosure!!!!!

[harringtonisms]

steve telling his students (teacher!steve, so true) about his super sweet and caring husband and they all think it's just some average, boring dude. and they find out that the guy who irons mr. harrington's clothes every morning and adopted 3 kittens so the siblings wouldn't be separated, is a rock musician, with tattoos all over his arms and is wearing a shirt that says sum shit like "the devil was an angel too" when he comes in for career day.

alternatively, eddie telling his bandmates about how super cool and tough his husband is & then one day some guy in a baby blue polo and pressed slacks shows up before their show to give eddie a specific pick and a kiss on the cheek and eddies band mates are like..........that's him? that's the guy who bit the head off a bat and hit billy hargrove with his car?

[cplumb-tree]

i must write this

[wormofmouth]

phones that use the same hole for charging and headphones. thats its cloaca

[beardedmrbean]

absolutely could sell the daylights out of something like that, this feels brilliant to me

[were--ralph]

Mario's voice. literally not edited.

[liberalsarecool]

Both parties are not the same.

Republicans want billionaires to rule and christofascists to judge.

Democrats want elections. They want impartial judges. They want fair taxation.

[curseworm]

its jast one of those days. u dont wanna wakeup. everything is fuck. everybody suck

[pie-bean]

They regret getting office jobs

[huffy-1337]

Wallopoid is rushing so he can get the fuck outta there

[pie-bean]

Wallopoid hasn't realized it yet but the fact is that no matter how hard he works he'll never leave that accursed office. Bendoid however, resigned to this fact long ago.

[tainbocuailnge]

fate lore discussion moodboard

[gender-critical-appspot]

“Let him die” spaketh the rabbis.

[ahsadler]

entitled dude: i’m gonna die if i don’t have sex with this woman

his doctors: no really he’ll die

rabbis:

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[deirdreskye]

Do high school kids these days just have trans classmates now. Like I keep seeing zoomer posts casually referring to it. Fucking wild if true.

[deirdreskye]

Here’s what prompted this post btw

[landofspaceandrainbows]

trying to find out a followers aspect be like….

[gay-irl]

My expectations are high for this comment section!!

[memewhore]

[bluebirdcrossing]

sunlit falls

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

I… Don’t have words