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[saerusip]

Anyone remember the part in @kingofangstandfeels‘s essay about the saerusip cult where Kano supposedly posed for four days straight? Yeah, this is where that came from. 

…this is going to be the only serious art I’m ever going to post here, isn’t it

[kingofangstandfeels]

I wasn’t joking people.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jus-tea]

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

[roseverdict]

[roseverdict]

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT

[billpottsismygf]

I’ve taken the liberty of expanding the lyrics slightly and coming up with a tune:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town, Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

I need to see the sunlight, I’ve not been out in days And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today

The days all run together, I haven’t changed my shirt We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt

[jus-tea]

@billpottsismygf’s extended version. A beautiful singing voice 🎶☺️

[billpottsismygf]

As planned I’ve extended this even further and re-recorded it with the new lyrics and a guitar part; it’s also a bit better quality. It’s so cool that so many different versions of this song have sprung up already! I recommend having a scroll through them all on @jus-tea​​‘s tumblr.

(Em)Daddy’s at the (B7)food store, (Em)Mummy’s out of (B7)town, She’s (Em)working at the (B7)hospital since (Em)Rhona (B7)came to (Em)town, (Am)Hide away, hide away, Miss (Em)Rhona’s come to town, (Am)Hide away, (Em)hide away, she’s come to (B7)take us (Em)down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep six feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her one today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

I’m missing all my friends, though we keep in touch by phone, I’m learning what it is to truly be alone, Hide away, hide away, even though you moan, Hide away, hide away, or we’ll be lying prone.

My love she says she misses the twinkle of my eyes, But Rhona stalks the streets and to meet would be unwise, Hide away, hide away, we hear the desperate cries, Hide away, hide away, or see the bodies rise.

I feel myself a-coughin’, I haven’t got a mask, It’s work or die for me, though, so who am I to ask, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s on the task, Hide away, hide away, she’s come for me at last.

I need to see the sunlight, I’ve not been out in days, And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.

The days all run together, I haven’t changed my shirt, We may be getting restless, but keep on the alert, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s quite the flirt, Hide away, hide away, her touch is not inert.

Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts, Hide away, hide away, or six feet will be dirt.

[karenusia]

Damn. I am speachless.

[sorawinthyr]

This is no longer a children’s tune. It’s a bards ballad.

[candiikismet]

Y’all always outdo yourselves

[priscellie]

I have goosebumps.

[kingofangstandfeels]

Okay y’all, before people follow me read my before you follow page, thanks and now that that is outta the way. Kin stuff under the cut.

I myself kin to deal with trauma and stuff, but anyways if any of y’all followers are kin types or any fandom kins please join my new kin server so I may suffer make new channels and roles.

[kingofangstandfeels]

Why you should follow Gunpoint-sama (and join the saerusip cult)

A long, long time ago there was a lack of great art of Saeru Hebi and it was a shame, people were sad. People cried. Then one day a great person appeared and decided to make art. This art would become known as :saerusip: (Discord emoji) and spark the great saerusip cult. Now this post will detail why you should follow and love Gunpoint-sama (and the reason WHY they are called that by me) and the great saerusip cult. But first look at the saerusip.

Now if you’d do me a favour and read this and maybe spread it??? That’d be great thanks!

Not so long ago the saerusip emoji was made and used so much that it inspired the fact of Saeru being addicted to coffee and having Kano being forced to make the coffee for Saeru or he’d have his friends killed. And he agreed. Until he once day decided he’d pose for four days straight and laugh as Saeru went through withdrawal from lack of coffee. Because for whatever reason Saeru wasn’t sure how to make coffee, a saving grace.

As time went on Saeru made more and more demands for coffee and broke Kano’s sanity and slowly he descended into coffee obsession too; but for very different reasons than Saeru. 

The coffee fuelled Saeru started to make deals with the Dan members. He’d leave them alone if he got coffee. And if they didn’t comply... Death. And thanks to him asking Marry to go to the going out of business sale for Daze R Us he thought he’d be getting a great deal on coffee.

Except... Things didn’t go as plan. And since Kano decided to drink the last bit of coffee himself things went to hell.

Back on Discord the cult was made and we eventually thrived and grew. As a collective hive mind we all became to crave coffee and even had a member have up to six cups a day. 

The cult was made to honour saerusip in all its glory and love the great creator Gunpoint-sama.

Now why do I call them Gunpoint-san/Gunpoint-sama? Well that’s simple. Check out their first post on their blog.

I posted some gun emojis as a joke when they were thinking of making a blog and I told them to do it or else. You should love them and follow them. As of now their ask/submit isn’t open but maybe we’ll change that. If you join the saerusip cult you can add your fanart there!!!

So show them love and tell them how amazing @saerusip​ is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingofangstandfeels]

Y’all need to follow Gunpoint-sama or else thanks.

[kagerou-project-meme-bot]

cracking open a Kuroha with Kuroha

[sakurakimi-deactivated20200111]

ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE

[rubykgrant]

MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT

[runrundoyourstuff]

…is this really Alex Hirsch?

[saltiestgempearl]

If it’s not, it’s the best Stanley Pines impersonation I’ve ever heard

[runrundoyourstuff]

i looked it up, and apparently it is Alex Hirsch, and it looks like Disney had him do it for April Fools Day one year

[saerusip]

:saerusip: 

I was forced at gunpoint to make this blog send help

[saerusip]

10 photos taken before disaster. Don’t you just hate when your snake man uncle gives you a hundred dollars to spend, only for you to buy a giant snake plushie at Daze R Us, completely ignoring and forgetting about his very clear threat of murdering your friends and family if you don’t get him coffee as well? Yeah, really sucks man…. 

[risaphia]

free art!

in celebration of the new year, anyone who reblogs this post will receive a character based on their url / blog ! you can totally keep the character or not, up to you ;*

feel free to tag friends! they will all get done i promise!

[setokunslullaby]

@jasite @enomokokonite @kokonoemotite @kingofangstandfeels

[marsa-crossing]

If you haven’t read this story, then you need to. I haven’t seen this post in so long so I figured I’d bring it back. Hahahah

[user-boxer]

This user needs a bacon pancake

[heckifiknowcomics]

[robwob2016]

I…

[fiyahbawls]

If bad day remember

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

Visit Original Link

[pantransautie]

This is what anxiety sounds like.

[cacophonoussymphony-blog]

[nightshadezombie]

I think I sprained something reblogging this so damn fast.

[inficetegodwottery]

@windsorns

[twitterlols]

don’t bother flirting w me unless this is ur future

[ultimate-fandom-freak-blog]

Twitter does not appreciate this half as much as tumblr.

[mechhound]

ALL GOOD BOYS