Did You Fall From Heaven?

...Because have sex with me. My sense of humor makes up for my sexual performance. 30s male

[imtryingx]

gimme kisses and tips ⭐️

[imtryingx]

[cobwebkitten-deactivated2020101]

reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox

- ask me things you want to know about me

- why you follow me

- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about

- a compliment

- make me choose between two things

- ask for advice

- tell me a secret

- things you associate me with

- anything!!!!

[wild-cabins]

Danielle & Ely Franko

[newssciencedaily]

“I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.” ― Vincent Van Gogh

[natalieironside]

Who was your bisexual awakening and why was it Ardeth Bay from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)

[natalieironside]

literally illegal and a crime against me personally (which is the worst kind of crime) for a man to be that perfect

[bixbythemartian]

no sorry

it was Evelyn Carnahan (later, O’Connell) from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)

Ardeth Bay provided some very helpful contributions, however, it must be said.

[sablefroggy]

May I offer Brendan Fraser from the hit films The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns (2001)?

I had a crush on allllll 3 of them ngl. I watched at a later date than most being smol at the time of release but it stands

[natalieironside]

[dovesndecay]

On their way to bi your sexuality

[aragun]

You have my gun

[legunlas]

And my gun

[gunli]

And my gun!

[dexfiles]

sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck

[howthegodschill]

moon: 🌙

me: ily

[maureen2musings]

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[sugarbunsx]

don’t be creepy 🖤

[sugarbunsx]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamjohnlocked4life]

✨just fandom things✨

[pnikfoyld]

Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.

[dolly-visha-deactivated20161109]

😋

[just-art5]

Peder Mønsted - Sunset over a forest lake, 1895 (details)

[grace--upon--grace]

[parakeet]

I think this possibly might be the funniest thing I've ever seen