[wetleg-blog]

do u think we die because we overdose on birthdays

[memeseverdie]

[crap-userrname16]

[kingrichardlxvii]

THOT DETECTED

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

If she support human rights,

she a thot

[kingrichardlxvii]

ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[awhiffofcavendish]

We failed as a society when we stopped seeing children as an investment and turned them into a ‘market’.

[afloweroutofstone]

We failed as a society when we started seeing children as an investment

[skelefolk]

we failed as a society when we started seeing children

[skeletondanceparty]

we failed as a society when we started seeing

[redrobin3x-deactivated20210514]

we failed as a society when we started

[priceofliberty]

we failed as a society

[wageronliberty-deactivated20170]

we failed

[bezosbaldhead-deactivated202007]

we

[im-just-a-reaction]

wuz

[cyberracist-deactivated20170510]

kangz

[sat-cong-al-deactivated20180112]

Good job everyone

[kingrichardlxvii]

"Why do women's football teams not earn as much as men?" Well it's because, quite frankly, they're shit at football. If the football is bad then no one will watch it, and if no one watches it then advertising won't pay much to get an advert. No advertising, no money. Simple.

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[ayeitsursie-deactivated20180101]

please read this oh my god

[smushiguro]

These are better than the originals tbh

[marys-blog-in-limbo-blog]

“THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PIGS” KVNZNZJCJDJS OMFG

[kingrichardlxvii]

Two's company, threes the musketeers

[kingrichardlxvii]

Replace every vowel in your name with "oob"

I'm dooblloobfloobng

[kateevangelistaauthor]

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

[gelidian]

you clever fuckers

[jarhead-innawoods-deactivated20]

my teacher used this today

[haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y 23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

[kingrichardlxvii]

Yes Bois

[cloysterbell]

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long? 

[cloysterbell]

A πthon

[william-snekspeare]

I want this in my tombstone

[victorious]

[kingrichardlxvii]

It's the most wonderful time of the yee

[kingrichardlxvii]

Child: Dad, I'm starving!

Karl Marx: Hi starving, I'm dad!

[dismantlexsjwsxfeminism]

Which one are you?

[kingrichardlxvii]

In need of physiological attention