god is dead, but i'll see what i can do.

King / Kai / he/him. Lurker and wordsmith. Icon by psrj.

[gailiag]

In honor of @kingstealer doing his first savages this weekend, I present a most trustworthy catboy.

[kingstealer]

and the excellent followup from @ofstarstuff:

which killed me on the spot (much like the savages are going to)

[knifearo]

aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[cugzarui]

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[alexseanchai]

image description at explainXKCD:

explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.

[flareonfloof]

its a bit easier for astronomers

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

[flareonfloof]

are they hydrogen or helium

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

[flareonfloof]

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

[flareonfloof]

im an astrophysicist

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

but but, science is science?!

[flareonfloof]

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

[katzeregi]

[so-i-did-this-thing]

I would like to humbly present to ya'll a little army of pridefishes!

Happy pride month everyone! 🫶

I love them! 🏳️‍🌈🦵🐟🦵

[hedge-rambles]

Something I loved in Platform Decay was the whole thing of "sigils" being, very clearly like, emojis. I can't recall if they're mentioned much before this book, but the way Sofi uses them makes it clear what they really are.

Which makes this reread funny when, a few pages in, I'm hit with this line:

I send Three the schematics highlighted where the potential security personnel were located; it replied with an acknowledgement sigil and an updated map projection.

MB: Vital mission information, potential dangers and schematics.

Three: 👍

[undead-knick-knack]

[redjennies]

y'know I never gave much credence to the theories that Thjazi's spirit was literally tied to Julien's shadow curse, but I will admit, in light of recent information, it is by far the funniest answer to "where in the afterlife is Thjazi Fang?"

[redjennies]

where in the afterlife is Thjazi Fang? wrong answers only:

in Julien's shadow making mocking gestures when no one's looking

right behind Nullus Tachonis no matter which way he turns, Bugs Bunny-style

trapped in a gem (classic)

hiding in a tree in the Golden Orchard

at the bottom of Olbalad's coffin hanging out with Termina and Lady Cormoray

Rumblecusp

[straytheskies]

its 3 am and im tire d and someone posted this strategy board in ffxiv and im crying

[what-even-is-thiss]

The thing about being trans is that once you come to terms with it it’s really just whatever but The Cis People insist upon being weird about it

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[swhftt]

SWHFTT 107: Do not go gentle

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Meanwhile in Denmark: My mom knitted a hat for my cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The face of a woman who isn't disappointed that her only grandchild is a cat

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Just one day later she sends me this... My cat in different homemade hat. The woman is unstoppable!!!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Taking over the world... One silly hat at a time...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The source of her power:

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

The most delicious little strawbebby...

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Presenting the politest of little gentlemen

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

This little alien is kinda done with our bullshit

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Guess who got himself a new little party hat!

[papanowo]

happy pride to these FREAKS