I want it different, I like it strange

NOT AN RP BLOG DESPITE THE URL the artist still known as #getharionI reblog random shit here. WARNING: This tumblr is frequently NSFW, not safe for sanity, and socially unacceptable. I.e. you might see dicks and tits.

[deadfoxforcutie-deactivated2020]

skyrim remaster with tiddie jiggle physics but because bethesda’s game engine is so wack they have to incorporate it into the game by inserting a very small unique npc within each each tiddie who jumps at scripted intervals. 

[deadfoxforcutie-deactivated2020]

can cause a glitch where the player characters tiddies become hostile 

[shitpostbot5k]

[fujixpro]

Abandoned Motel in the Mojave Desert / Nevada

Fujifilm X-T1 & X-Pro1

[spookysouthwest]

So I wanted to do some research on this, find out when it was closed and why, and if it was haunted, and instead I found reviews for it on Yelp.

They’re really something else….

[tastefullyoffensive]

[flechetta]

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator (2017)

[andhumanslovedstories]

Also!!!!

1) Hulk is naked in this movie. We see Hulk butt. Thor reacts to the presence of Hulk dick. We know Hulk Dick is there and Hulk nudity is on the table. They took the time to cgi the butt. They have the model for the butt.

2) Bruce makes repeated reference to how tight Tony’s pants are

3) the Hulk got much bigger thighs etc than Bruce do

4) the clear and present conclusion to this is that in the final battle Hulk should have busted out big Hulk dick swinging like god’s worst battering ram, Hulk butt shining in the starlight, Hulk balls clapping together like the fucking doom boom doom of the ultimate battle drum

5) show us full frontal Hulk nudity you fucking cowards, show us the biggest greenest dong this world has ever seen, put it on our 3d imax screens, Disney, you have all the tools and opportunity you need

[booplesnootscookies]

do you take criticisms on your posts

[andhumanslovedstories]

thank you for asking!! unfortunately this post is flawless  

[lizardmanjr]

let!! max!! in!!

[jumpingjacktrash]

i volunteer to bring a book outside and read to max on the steps

[misanthropicmessiah]

Boots and pouch belt: DI LIBORIO Skirt: ITALO MARSEGLIA

[kingunderthemountain]

me in a a god awful Austin Powers impression at insanely high decibels nearly to the point of screaming: life makes me depressed baby!!!

my therapist: I know this is some sort of coping mechanism but I am begging you to give me information in virtually any other way

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[mrkanman]

someone: *compliments me*

my hideous brain goblin: no im n–

me, beating the goblin with a stick: no!!! its nice having my positive traits acknowledged!! responding to affirmation by denying it doesn’t make anybody feel good! the goodness in me isn’t always visible to myself, and i won’t put myself down when people see it! i deserve compliments!

[mrkanman]

hideous brain goblin, spitting blood: they’re lying to you to make you feel bet–

me, loading my shotgun: I’ll Feel Better And That’s What Matters, Shitlord. Making Those Assumptions And Festering On Them Will Only Hurt Me And The People Who Genuinely Do Mean Their Compliments. If I Assume The Worst In Praise, I Won’t See The Best In Myself.

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

I cannot even begin to comprehend this

[schistcity]

when you’re playing dnd and haven’t slept for 48 hours

[schistcity]

its been like 2 weeks but i just got hit by the realisation that this post isn’t nonsense and i think i’ve deciphered its meaning: its an alignment chart of players based on what alignments they choose for their characters, chaotic neutral fucks up the game the most, so its chaotic evil, etc. it makes so much sense and im a little angry.

[renegade-skywalker]

I’d really love to know what the hell Vader was thinking during that pregnant pause after he asks Luke to join him in Empire because Luke just kind of stares at him, says nothing, and then just… falls? Leaving Vader there looking like a total idiot but also wondering what the hell does Luke even think he’s doing?! Only Clone Wars Anakin could have been that extra, all “I’d rather fall into an unfathomable abyss than finish this conversation with you” is such a Skywalker move, so the only thing I imagine Vader really thinking is “Well, he definitely gets that from me.”

[thatgirlonstage]

Vader: “JOIN ME”

Luke: *falls backward into the abyss*

Vader: … honestly I don’t know what else I expected

[catsofinstagram]

[punktarts]

happy halloween heres the new spokesperson 

[problemheart]

Doing great!!

[digeny]

taking public transit to a con like

[miridai]

[bpd-skelet0n]

[lunnefisk]

its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

[lunnefisk]

ok we good