Herb Lore @kinky-plier-blog - Tumblr Blog

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

melonboyy

u kno wat fuck college

notanyaonlyzuul

Imma still go tho imma still go

thx

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That’s how you show and promote your hard work!

firebreathingeli

Problamatic show: Totally Spies!

Discuss.

yoshthethird

This.

chrisisjustalie

tumblr mobile won’t load but I bet it’s the fucking mirror lasers

having sex

boy: did you cum yet

girl: not yet

boy: *does nothing* how about now?

girl: sure

boy: sweet

bisexualityislegit

toskaya-rusalka

Friendly seasonal reminder

Don’t keep lilies in your house if you have cats.

They will die.

Even if they just breathe in the pollen. Or get it on their fur. They will fucking die. Do not do it.

lipstickstainedlove-deactivated

SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT

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I did not know this reblogging

imperialbear

“… the most toxic household plants for cats is the common lily. In fact, eating as little as two or three leaves from the flowers can result in liver failure and, if left untreated, can have a fatal outcome for cats.” (Source: PetMD)

Please take care of your feline friends!

lilac-astranaut-blog

EXCUSE ME CAT PEOPLE WITH FELINE FUR-BABIES. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

poutineprincess

I didn’t know this! Good thing I didn’t pick up that lily two weeks ago.

jesuisbetejesuispatissiere

December Prompts !

Day 12 : Peppermint

howtocan

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

jumpingjacktrash

nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.

scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.

fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.