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23 | she/they/he | idk what i’m doing

[messvoid]

Let gremlin Armand behead people!

[yenvengerberg]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 4 | Season 3, Episode 5

[adz]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Assad Zaman as Armand Interview with the Vampire — 3.04

[redstonedust]

wands are like the smartphone of the wizard world, a slimmed and streamlined spellcasting apparatus of the modern era that has many slightly older wizards going "ugh kids these days don't know what it's like to have the sturdy weight of a Staff in your hands at all times. sure its not as portable but at least i can still use it to beat a motherfucker when im out of mana."

[redstonedust]

there are gen Z spellcasters trying to lead a wizard staff revival but they're all made out of cheap wood and crystals they bought on tiktok live and at least one has splintered and exploded on their user. meanwhile grandpa is in the back like "in MY day we had to memorize all our runes and draw them out of thin air backwards in the pouring rain 5 times a day"

[redstonedust]

and wizards who use scrolls and tomes to cast their spells? linux users.

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[charlesoberonn]

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[fascinationstreetmp3]

Assad Zaman as Armand Interview with the Vampire — 3.01

[songsomi]

Don't move, Claire Redfield.

[greelin]

no no i didn’t say he sucks BECAUSE he’s bisexual. i just said he sucks AND also happens to be bisexual

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[houndmother]

[picklerocket]

[the-big-mood]

Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.

[villainessbian]

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

[virtualgirladvance]

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

[coralmarks-deactivated20170821]

these are my predictions for how the right wing will evolve in 2014

[coralmarks-deactivated20170821]

gonna resurrect this one last time just so everyone knows that i predicted gamergate

[johnnycrass]

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

[gingehh]

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

[asteraden]

i realize i commonly make the mistake of assuming that everyone i meet has played undertale. in my eyes undertale was a biologically mandated event. like puberty. like wdym you're on the internet if you've never played undertale. yknow

[eebie]