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That feeling when you fart and it heats up your pants or chair >>> yes I'm writing this as I just did it-
No offense but people are allowed to be uncomfortable with a kid liking there post.
I know that now and ill try to not do that again, but I had only liked the posts to look at them again. I wasn't trying to flirt with any adults or comment on anything. I just observe. Please try to understand and not attack me.
Eprocto warning!!
Quick note: Although these characters are minors, I myself am one, so don't worry. Sorry this was so weird too, I saw this scene and my brain was like- good now make them fart- I'm sorry to anyone who sees this.
I just finished watching ATWOW (yes Ik I'm obsessed with the show I'm sorry), and I had some story ideas for the scene when Lo'ak went and met up with the water Na'vi boys and they had a fight.
In the middle of the fight, Kiri and the others watching went to go get their parents to help, leaving the boys to fight alone.
Aonung grabs Lo'ak's tail as his other friend occupies Neteyam.
Aonung laughs, pulling his tail and teasing.
'' Look at that, you freak. What's wrong with your tail, it's small like a baby ~''
Lo'ak grunts, trying to get free.
'' Leave me alone!! You shit head! ''
'' What the fuck did you call me? ''
They continue fighting, grabbing hair, punching, until Aonung grabs Lo'ak's tail from behind him and pulls it a little too hard upwards.
A weird, long squeaky noise was heard suddenly.
Lo'ak blushes and stares in embarrassment as the fights suddenly pause.
Aonung paused.
'' What was that noise?''
Neteyam looked over at Lo'ak, embarrassed on his behalf as well but at the same time trying not to laugh, he knew his younger brother gets gas when his tail is pulled up.
Aonung grinned, fanning the air around Lo'ak's rear with his other hand, still holding his tail up as he stood behind him.
'' Ew that's disgusting bro!! It stinks! ''
Lo'ak gave a nervous grimace.
'' I can't help it! You pulled my tail! ''
Aonung let go of his tail and his friend let go of Neteyam, because they were too shocked.
Aonung laughed.
'' Pulling your tail makes you fart? Pffff.. That's so stupid.. ''
Lo'ak blushed again, suddenly pointing at his brother Neteyam.
'' He also has the same problem, except to trigger it you have to push his stomach. ''
Lo'ak chuckled as Neteyam blushed, looking over.
'' Really little bro? I'll kill you later- why would you tell them that- ''
Aonung and his friend guffawed.
'' Let's check that then. ''
The boys surrounded Neteyam as he tried to fight and get away.
Aonung laughed softly.
'' Calm down big bro haha. ''
Holding Neteyam down, Aonung squeezed his stomach from behind, his larger hands covering more area so it felt like a really good massage.
Neteyam gasped and then sighed as he felt a huge amount of gas leave his body suddenly, it rippling out in bursts.
Aonung smirked.
'' That's so disgusting. Looks like it felt really good though, damn. ''
Neteyam looked at him, panting.
'' Yeah....''
The boys were all messy and had bruises from fighting, but had no desire to fight anymore. They all slumped to the ground right next to each other, exhausted.
'' We all good? Friends? ''
'' Friends. ''
Lo'ak : '' Sorry... ''
Aonung : '' You're good bro, we're all friends now. ''
Lo'ak chuckled to himself.
'' No that's not what I'm sorry about-''
Aonung : '' Did you just?- That first fart should've gotten most of it out, how do you have more? You're gross man. ''
They all laugh.
Jake Sully eprocto hc :
Maybe he eats some bad Na'vi fruit one day but because of his strong Avatar gut, it only gives him gas.
This man has to go the rest of the day trying to conceal his problem, his huge 10'0 frame walking quickly away from people as his stomach gurgles ominously, maybe the occasional stinky silent fart escaping him without his control as he walks, his tail swooshing back and forth to dissipate it. I imagine someone finds him, maybe his wife Neytiri.
'' Are you alright? ''
'' Yes, I'm alright... I... I just need some alone time right now. ''
Neytiri, knowing what the problem is, due to his indiscreet growling stomach, takes Jake Sully and lies him down behind some greenery.
'' Skxawng... What did you do.. ''
Lovingly, she rubs Jake's abs with her huge hands and delicate, long fingers.
He groans, feeling the pain move lower inside his body.
'' You should leave now... ''
He tries to get Neytiri to leave, but she insists on staying, holding on to him as he groans on the ground on his back, legs spread.
'' You big baby.. '' she says.'' You'll be fine. It will literally pass in a few seconds.~'' Neytiri chuckles in amusement, indulgence of her husband, and maybe a bit of arousal. Jake having gas problems was lowkey hot, but she wasn't ready to admit that yet.
Jake, in the middle of groaning like a baby meanwhile-
'' Neytiri, I'm dying... It feels like I'm going to explode...when I die, please bury m- ''
His tirade was interrupted by a bassy, machine gun sounding noise coming from his ass.
'' AHGH!-''
His eyes open wide as he's still farting, legs up in the air.
Neytiri rolls her eyes, and faceplams, exasperated at her slightly immature husband's antics. The warmth and smell of his repeated releases starting to fill the air, it reeking of rotten fruit. The smell wasn't strong or too bad, but it was definitely there.
Neytiri lies down right next to her still farting husband, puts his legs down, and cuddles up close to him, rubbing his stomach and patting his ass.
'' See? Told you you'd feel better. Just keep doing what you're doing and you'll feel good.''
'' Oh.. Sorry about... The smell.. ''
Neytiri chuckled.
'' It's not that bad to me. '' she fanned the air jokingly, poking Jake's butthole suddenly, causing him to gasp and release more wind.
Neytiri laughs and remains right there cuddled up on her gassy husband, not caring that he's polluting the air around them.
Ok so this anime aired in 2000 and I'm rewatching it rn bc it's so good. I'm thinking about the two main characters, Inuyasha and Kagome in eprocto scenarios-. First of all, Inuyasha has an incredible sense of smell because he's a half demon dog, half human. Meaning... If Kagome farted next to him, he'd smell it immediately, and know exactly where it came from. On the other side, Inuyasha's diet can't be that good even with Kagome bringing over food from the other side. He eats a lot of raw meat and fish, meaning his gas would be pretty much deadly-.
I feel like I should do a fic on here or a few hcs just bc these two are so cute. Comment if u have any requests!
Here's a little story I have I think I'll keep these characters as ocs now. You'll see them probably more than just this story, as as I keep writing more, you'll find out more about them. Pictures of the ocs are from picrew and all credit goes to picrew and the artist, I just edited them a bit to suit my liking.
Eprocto and smut kinda? warning ⚠
Cameron, (or Cam for short) is a college freshman, living in a dorm with his friend Bailey.
They've been friends since high-school, and despite having completely different personalities, stick together like 2 peas in a pod.
Bailey is a messy haired-dirty blonde, and a bit of a crazy guy, flirting with everyone, unlimited energy, and always down to party. He's 5'11 and 19, and his sexuality is bi/questioning.
Cam however, is more quiet, with long black hair slightly past his shoulders and covering his eyes in locs. He enjoys gaming and working out, and hanging out with one or two close friends. He's 6'0 and almost 19, his sexuality is pansexual.
The two had just moved in to their dorm room, and moved all their stuff to their rooms.
They collapsed on the living room couch, exhausted.
'' Damn that was exhausting as hell. '' Bailey sighed.
Cam nodded in agreement, shaking out his dreads a little so they remained covering most of his face.
Even though they seemed to be both exhausted, Bailey jumped up suddenly, stretching and looking back at his more quiet friend.
'' Bro I'm kind of hungry from all that work, what do you say we get some pizza? ''
Cam sat up, thinking for a second. Now here was something he'd never told Bailey. Cam was lactose intolerant, and had been so since late elementary school. In high school, everytime he had to eat ice cream because the two went out with some of Bailey's other friends, or even just them, or even milk from the cafeteria, it would be like navigating a minefield- the minefield being poor Cam's stomach. See despite being lactose intolerant, it didn't make Cam have to use the bathroom like most lactose intolerant people have to after consuming dairy. Instead it just gave him the most concentrated, potent, and huge amount of gas.
Now, even if this was better than having to shit everytime you drink milk or eat cheese, it was very easily triggered and Cam would drop dead if he ever farted in front of Bailey or anyone he knew. He'd never farted in front of Bailey or anyone. He was a more reserved person in general, and the fear that Bailey or someone else would be disgusted and leave him overpowered anything else. So, whenever Cam felt gas coming on throughout high school, he'd always make an excuse to leave, whether it be to leave early because he felt sick, or run to the bathroom to take a leak, or having to leave to call someone. Anyway, Cam's high-school experience was mostly very stressful.
Time skip back to now. Cam looked up at Bailey's confused face, and agreed to get pizza, despite his internal monologue yelling at him. '' I guess I'll have to hide this all through college too... ''
The pizza came, they tipped, closed the door, and sat down together on the couch, watching TV and eating pizza.
'' Yo bro this show is so dumb, why doesn't he just run away from the dog? ''
Bailey said, talking about his favorite show yet hating to watch it.
As they continued, Cam started to feel his stomach start to remind him of his little problem.
'' Damn.... ''
His stomach growled as his lower intestines quickly started to fill with gas.
Bailey looked over at his tall friend, analyzing him.
'' Yo Cam you good? ''
Cam was taken by surprise by Bailey's sudden attentiveness.
'' Yeah man I'm ight, I'll be right back. ''
Cam got up and quickly got to the bathroom, rushing to close the door and turn on the faucet so the sound of water could be heard only.
'' Fuck man... ''
He grimaced, leaning over as hot gas began to escape his rear end. It smelled like digested milk.
It sounded like muffled gunshots coming from his sweatpants, not too loud but seemingly unending. He fanned the air around his ass after he finished releasing, sprayed some Febreeze, (which didn't fully help as the smell stuck to his sweatpants) and returned back to the living room, hoping his roommate didn't hear anything.
He plopped back down on the couch.
Bailey looked over at him.
'' You took kind of long man, what happened? ''
'' Nah Nah I didn't, don't worry about it. ''
Bailey suddenly flared his nostrils, grinning at Cam.
'' Yo Cam were you taking a shit or something? ''
'' Nah Nah Nah man I wasn't..''
Cam was shocked by this.
'' Nevermind, I just thought I smelled something. It must've been my imagination or some shit. '' Bailey chuckled.
A few hours later, the two were about to head to bed, they had showered, brushed their teeth, and put on pajamas ( yes the same pajamas that every dude on earth has, short sleeve with plaid bottoms that even I have and wear) and were heading to their rooms.
Suddenly Bailey approached Cam.
'' Cam I have an idea. ''
Cam yawned.
'' Oh nah man, your ideas are always weird. ''
'' No no hear me out, I was thinking we could sleep together in the same room, in my room. ''
Cam opened his eyes wider.
'' You want me to sleep in your bed with you? ''
'' Nah I want us to sleep on the floor in my room with blankets like we used to do in high school. You would never stay the night and always leave early. Come on man, can we at least just once? It was so fun until you'd leave randomly and never sleep. ''
Cam sighed, a small part of him thought it was kind of childish to still want sleepovers in college, but a big part of him really wanted it, and he ignored the voice in his head telling him how the hell was he supposed to hold all that gas in in his sleep? He'd figure it out I guess.
Cam agreed, and the two set up blankets on Bailey's floor, and put two desk lamps on for ambiance. They sat right next to each other, all cozy with the blankets and sheets over and under them, their lower half covered but sitting up and talking. They began talking about deep stuff like how water is not wet, childhood and whatnot. Eventually Cam groaned a little, the pizza he had earlier coming to haunt him again.
'' Ow.. Damn.. ''
'' You alright? ''
'' Yeah my bad.. ''
He tried to ignore the stomach pain as the gas moved down, clenching his dark skinned cheeks as hard as he could, he knew if he got up to go to the bathroom there'd be a chance he'd fart.
Eventually the two lay down, about to sleep but still talking when Cam gasped suddenly in shock.
He felt himself losing control, and to his horror, an 8 second, warm, SBD escaped him.
Bailey sat up.
'' Yo what happened you just gasped?! Did you have a nightmare or something? ''
Cam sat up as well.
'' Nah Nah.. Sorry.. ''
Bailey sniffed the air, making a face.
'' Ooh... What's that smell? Did I forget to take out the garbage or... ''
Cam was fully sat up now, making the guiltiest face known to man as Bailey turned to him, chuckling.
'' Oh dude do you have to take a shit or something? What was that?-''
He laughed, fanning the air around him.
Cam turned bright red, even his darker skin and dreads couldn't hide that he was blushing.
'' No... I'm just lactose intolerant... '' the long haired guy admitted sheepishly.
Bailey smirked as Cam farted again, this time it being even more potent.
'' OHHH that makes so much more sense now... Your frequent trips away anytime we ate ice cream or pizza in high school. Your reluctance to eat that pizza today and that gasp earlier... Dude I'm sorry you felt like you couldn't fart in front of me, I'm not gonna be disgusted and leave you. Just because you're lactose intolerant and fart sometimes, or by the looks of it, 24/7, doesn't mean I'm leaving. I don't mind at all. Let it out. ''
Cam sighed.
'' Nah man, I'm in your room and-''
'' Dude I really don't care. You could literally rip ass on me and I wouldn't care less. You definitely should take a shit in about half an hour though man phewwww.. That smells a little too warm. ''
Cam was shocked. '' What-''
All of a sudden, he felt Bailey's strong arms around his torso and waist as he felt himself being pulled onto him, then both lying down, Cam now with his ass directly on Bailey's crotch.
Bailey sighed as Cam panicked.
'' Yo Yo BRO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO A-''
Bailey rolled his eyes.
'' Calm down and just fart. And go to sleep. Although I still feel like you should take a shit in the morning, your farts smell too concentrated if you know what I mean. ''
He laughed saying this, jokingly touching Cam's rear.
This triggered Cam to let go all his gas, machine gun farts going off on Bailey's crotch, the blonde boy not minding at all.
'' Yeah yeah there we go, get it all out of your system man... And go to sleep. ''
Bailey said this, him drifting off to sleep.
Cam smiled, falling asleep as well, still blushing and still letting off small blasts occasionally.
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Ok... Hear me out... A popular but nice girl, active on Instagram, gorgeous, in shape pretty rich, hot body, likes to go to the gym, party, etc.
Imagine she has a crush at her university/hs.
They talk and eventually agree to go on a date.
She's really nervous though, and while in her date's car, she gets extreme gas.
She can't hold it and farts in his/her car.
When her date comes back, the girl desperately tries to hide it by fanning it away or spraying her expensive perfume, but its obvious she farted and that there's more gas otw.
Her date can either
A. Tease her about it, and then go to a restaurant, knowing it'll give the girl even more gas.
B. Think it's cute, comfort her and they just relax and watch movies instead of go out.
Thinking... Thinking about sports.. Thinking about soccer/football. Imagine a few months ago, when it was the world cup season, the players on the field getting a little too much anxiety gas.
Imagine two close buddies/teammates during halftime on the field, far away from everyone else but close together, resting and drinking water.
Maybe one gets really gassy and lets it rip pretty much on his friend as they rest together. His friend doesn't care, laughing and ruffling his teammates hair, teasing him about his stomach issues and they rough house, drinking water, and continue rough housing as more farts come out from the friends' butt.
Imagine a popular streamer/youtuber, who makes money off getting girls via online video chat sites like Discord or Omegle, very handsome, lean and muscular, pretty rich, gets clout for his looks, and arrogant. Let's call him Jordan for this story.
One day one of the girls he dmed texts him and wants to come over, and oh boy is he only too happy to say yes, except for one problem.
Jordan has an upset stomach and the one effect it brings him is putrid, warm, constant gas, more needing out every 1 or 2 minutes. He's tried everything, going to the toilet, medicine, but nothing works. He just gotta fart away the stomachache.
So now here he is, trying to convince the girl it's a bad time and using whatever excuse he could think of. Meanwhile she wants nothing more than to come over, and eventually Jordan agrees.
Before she arrives, he tries frantically to spray his expensive cologne in his room to mask the eye-watering stench, but to not much avail.
So the girl finally arrives, let's call her Mia.
Mia is Jordan's dream girl and even though he doesn't want to admit it, he really wants a chance with her. Jordan opens the door slowly.
'' Yo...wassup.. I didn't clean my room fr.. You sure you want to come in? ''
Mia giggles, nodding her head yes.
The embarrassed guy reluctantly lets her in and closes the door behind her.
Mia chuckles, her long nails and fingers moving to her mouth as she laughs quietly.
'' Aw Jordan, was this a bad time? ''
'' Nah, Nah-... Uhhh why?''
Mia smirks at Jordan playfully.
'' Because ~ it smells a little weird in here.. ~ like cologne... And something else... ''
'' Nah Nah Nah Nah I ws just trying to make the uh room smell good, glad you like the uh Gucci fragrance.-''
Jordan stuttered, visibly nervous as he tried to take attention away from the smell of his farts, which he hoped Mia hadn't noticed that's what the smell was.
They sat on his bed, Jordan occasionally swearing under his breath as he felt multiple gas bubbles on the way to his sphincter.
As they talked, Mia noticed even more, that he was uncomfortable.
All of a sudden, she chuckled.
'' JJ, babe.. are you gassy? ~ ''
'' I.... Fuck... ''.
'' Babe, it's all good. Get it out so you feel better. ''
Jordan panicked.
'' Yo yo wait... Did you just call me babe? And how'd you know I... ''
Mia laughed, pushing Jordan onto his back on the bed.
'' You're not slick, I can smell your farts through the cologne. JJ, just fart if you need to. ''
'' I can't... You're right here... ''
She smiled.
'' So? I don't mind''
'' No way I'm doing that with you right here-''
Mia laughed seductively, locking eyes with him.
'' Babe.. at this point you're going to fart on yourself with or without your control. You're barely holding it. ''
Jordan was visibly strained and blushing a bright red, his ears now the color of a fire hydrant.
He shook his hair out, and blushing, began to relax his stomach muscles as the air hissed out of him.
'' I'm sorry. This.... I tried to cover this shit up.. I didn't want to gross you out and you leave, you feel me? ''
Mia came closer, resting her head on Jordan's shoulders, as her hands with those long- long nails wandered to his stomach as she began to give him tummy rubs. Jordan was so surprised he didn't even object. Jordan felt mesmerized. Her long hair, her being perfectly ok with this, and just how fucking hot and beautiful she was.
Mia laughed again, one hand on her man's upset stomach, the other mindlessly scrolling through Instagram as they reclined on his bed together, cuddled up.
'' I should not have eaten whatever I ate, I'm sorry.... ''
'' JJ, you're perfectly fine right now. You'll be ok, and I don't mind. It's cute how you're still trying to muffle the sound though. I can still hear it, so you're not doing a good job~''
'' Keep rubbing my abs please... ''
Mia chuckled, fanning the air near Jordan's butt.
'' You stink, but you're so hot. ''
'' Soooooo I still got game even when I'm farting? ''
Jordan let a SBD escape.
Mia rolled her eyes.
'' Yes, you still have game when you're gassy. Boys are so gross... ~''
'' Yoooo so you'll be my girlfriend? ''
Mia winked. '' Maybe.. ~''
Ok so I just watched Avatar (2009) bc it's getting so much hype (as it should) and I'm down bad for these blue 10 ft tall aliens fr 💀
Alright hear me out- and spoiler warning for the first movie--
Soooo thinking about Jake Sully, in his avatar form... What if he's just hanging out alone with Neytiri and because he's still new to his Na'vi body, and the food they eat, it doesn't react well for his stomach, giving him gas. 👀
I'm imagining he'd be really awkward and try to hide it, probably rub his abs, and try to secretly relieve himself of the pressure-
Secretly burping into his huge fist, or trying his luck at easing out a fart, bit by bit silently.
Bonus points if Sully's hot gf finds out, and rubs his stomach to help him feel better, comforting him, and maybe even teasing him about the bursts of gas that keep coming out of his rear end.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
Shiddd
this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
I am an Australian. You do not f*ck with Madame Zeroni
Why 😭
Here's a short story- basically just my kinky thoughts-
Eprocto warning-
Ok so ive just started watching AHS, and I've fallen for the main characters, Tate and Violet.
SPOILER WARNING
Tate has saved Violet from dying a lot of times, despite him being a ghost himself.
However, he's quite physical and can definitely be touched.
Anyway, here's my mini story.
Violet was relaxing in her room, when Tate appeared. He was having a bad day, as ghostly psychopaths do, so she decided to have him cuddle up with her and a blanket. As they were under there, Violet started getting gas pains.
Tate noticed she was in pain.
'' Violet? What's wrong? ''
'' I uhhh... Fuck... No it's nothing I'm fine.. ''
Tate was suspicious, but didn't question any more, just continued stroking her long hair.
Violet's stomach growled.
Tate sat up on the bed, putting Violet on his lap.
'' Is it your stomach Vi? ''
Violet blushed.
'' No.. OW.. ''
The tall blonde boy rolled his eyes.
'' Look, Violet, I know what the problem is. ''
'' No you don't-''
Tate sighed, staring into Violet's eyes.
'' Let it out.. ''
'' OW fuck- Let what out? ''
'' The farts you've been holding in for the past half an hour-''Tate chuckled as he said this.
Violet blushed ruby red, trying to deny it as Tate chuckled again.
'' Violet, it's ok. I don't think it's gross, in fact I don't fucking care. It doesn't bother me at all. Just rip ass and feel better. ''
Violet blushed crimson as she leaned her head down.
One small toot came out of her, then another, then another.
Violet began erupting with small farts repeatedly, all in Tate's lap as he laughed, fanning the air, but holding his girlfriend close.
'' Fuck... I'm sorry ''
'' Violet stop apologizing, you did nothing wrong. ''
They switched positions, Violet now cuddling Tate as he's the little spoon.
'' But I just-''
'' So? It's natural. Doesn't even stink as bad I thought it would. In fact, it was cute as fuck. ''
Violet blushed again, flustered and confused.
Tate laughed again.
'' Alright, and.... Now we're even. ''
'' Even.. What do y- OH- TATE YOU JUST- ''
Tate ripped a killer silent fart, right on Violet.
Violet fanned the air, thinking how hot it was, despite smelling horrible. It was probably because Tate makes everything hot, right? She didn't want to question it too much.
'' I didn't even know ghosts could fart... You look relieved though... ''
'' ahhh, now I am. ''
'' That stinks Tateee stoppp ''
'' Says you- ''
'' Shut up- ''
Thinking- thinking about supervillians, or just villains in general.
They have their fancy mansion or high tech hideout, and their office chair they plot all their evil deeds- maybe even release some evil air on the seat-
Megamind may or may not have got me thinking about this- that smirk of his while he's sitting on that chair- you just know he's letting off some steam mannn-
Uhhhh this is a weird but hot thought about Superman-
Everything about him is super, super speed, super hearing, etc.. Also super breath..
I wonder if his burps and farts are super too-
If they are, I wonder how people around him deal with it-
TW GROSS and TMI IM SORRY
I uhh am usually a pretty gassy person, but today I had so much- fortunately it didn't have a smell but it was just constant silent, hot farts blowing out, every 10 or 15 seconds, I thought I had to use the bathroom but nope, just gas.
I had to leave my classroom every once in a while because the gas was starting to leak out without my control. I still have no clue what I ate, but it felt nice to go to a corner and let it go.
Hours later, I'm still suffering from slight effects of it, but it's not so bad.
Fuckkkk what did i eat man
I just want someone to ruffle and stroke my hair while I'm gaming-
Idk this may be just me, but fanning away farts is hot- bonus points if you're using a blanket or something to fan away your fart, or even better- someone is doing it for you- and their hand is dangerously close to your ass-
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