Y'AINT.

Happy Halloween Ya Filthy Animals

[ohtome]

[halcyon1796]

Clary and Izzy

[beloved-rose-deactivated2016092]

Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted

This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read.  THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service dogs.  They are working and it can mean serious injury or even death if you are distracting them from doing their job.

[alwaysbewoke]

#IMPORTANTAF

[lettre-du-vide]

It’s hard to resist, everyone loves dogs & I hope they get the right amount of love as well - but it is very vital not to distract them.

[owlinadayswork]

This is so stinking important- I know you see that cute and fluffy aussie or the golden doodle walking down the sidewalk and just have to pet it, but so help me, let the animal do its job. These dogs mean life and death for some people, and you still want to put ten seconds of enjoyment over their life???? Are you kidding me???

[dodgermd]

Also, don’t let your dogs distract service dogs. They don’t need to say hi to a service dog at work! Keep them close and don’t let them pull or sniff towards the service dog and if your dog is off the lead and a working service dog approaches call them to you and don’t let them run over. I seen this happen and it’s just frustrating and impolite - these dogs are doing their important job! Please try to support and not distract them.

[aquariumprincess23]

i’ve been playing amnesia and honestly. i’d much rather date the girls

[crispylewis]

I CAME HERE FOR MEN, NOT MATH.

[cynphonium]

Yanagi is a dad with 3 sons in their twenties

[cynphonium]

I remember that one vine and I had to meme

[ohtome]

[weavemama]

BY A WHAT

[artistil]

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

[1petulantpanda]

Give it a dime, apparently.

[1petulantpanda]

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

[momma-crow]

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

It’s laying eggs in you.

[prokopetz]

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

[moonsofavalon]

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

[fursecuted]

[color-blinder]

I’m terrified of what the original image might be

[trashboat]

that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic

[aurol]

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

[tonyblairwitchproject-deactivat]

You sound neurotypical.

[krknlovebot]

WHAT

[problevvatic-deactivated2020112]

There’s this guy that sits in front of me who you would think is a conservative redneck bc his entire aesthetic is southern lumberjack w boots and denim and hats but he’s actually one of the most inclusive and anti trump guy I’ve ever met and today he wore this hat that sums up his entire personality and I’m screaming.

Don’t judge a book by its cover; make cornbread, not war.

[twistedingenue]

Hey, this is the  motto of the Southern Foodways Alliance, and among other things, they have an AMAZING podcast called Gravy, which ‘shares stories of the changing American South through the foods we eat’. You  like this hat. Listen to that podcast. You’ll be happy.

[ohcoolaslug]

Y'all need to stop being surprised by the radicalism in The South. The idea that Southerners are inherently more backwards is steeped in classism and ableism and erases all the awesome work marginalized folks are doing out there

[graphitetroll]

Yea we’re actually more complex down here than y'all think

[sylferino]

animal crossing but the jock villagers talk like warriormale

[sylferino]

[warriormale]

Thanks!

I like it!

WarriorMale

[rabidloving]

this is gonna be an extremely unpopular opinion so bare with me, but i don’t think children should be vaccinated unless they really absolutely want to be and if they grow up into adults who still don’t want to be vaccinated then so be it.

kids are too young to fully grasp what vaccination does to you, and i don’t mean that in a “they’ll make you autistic and die” way. i mean they don’t understand what they’re setting themselves up for in the future. (shots are pretty traumatic for children too, but that’s for another day.) if a child is too young to consent to sex or medical transition if they’re trans, they’re definitely too young to consent to a vax.

i haven’t had any contact with my family for quite some time now, so i have a hard time knowing my medical history, especially with my lack of health insurance and a move to a different country.

because of that, i live with the constant fear that i might have been vaccinated against rabies. my family was extremely poor and had spotty health insurance but its hard to say. but its fucking heartbreaking to know i might never be fully rabid because my parent might have vaccinated me as a child, when i was too young to know, too young to have a say in it.

how many other kids are there, just like me? how many adults have grown up miserable because they’ve been vaccinated against their genetic disposition for a certain disease? its practically eugenics and it makes me fuckin sick to my stomach. there are babies RIGHT NOW getting vaxxed bc “thats what’s healthy for them” and their parents have no idea how much grief they’re causing right now.

so yea, maybe stop vaxxing your kids??

[estradiol]

[discourseful]

at first i was like “yeah okay this a dumb but manageable take” and then op went for the rabies thing and my soul left my body

[threesideddream]

everyday this site drags us further and further away from the will of God and into madness and destruction

[note-a-bear]

What corner of hieronymus Bosch hell did this come from

[beyonslayed]

Where’s my post about being confused about how great civilizations fall into the dark ages and then looking around me living in 2018 cause this post is proof of that lmao

[therealklt]

If you didn’t go to their blog, you’re missing the best part:

My Rabies Story

My Story:

I have always had a particular closeness to the concept of rabies and identified as rabioromantic before my diagnosis. I decided for the sake of my mental health I would become infected.

This past year I met a girl online who was born with rabies said she could infect me. We met up this past June and, excuse the tmi, took part in BDSM sex. She bit me really hard on the shoulder until I bled and I’ve had rabies ever since.

I refuse to go to a doctor as they tend not to understand rabios/virosexuals, so pleas don’t ask me to.

Does this mean you’re going to die soon?:

Short answer, no. Contrary to belief, rabies doesn’t actually kill you. I’m in the incubation period atm so I have no symptoms. Everyone experiences rabies differently and I could potentially live a full happy life. For example the girl who bit me was born with rabies and hasn’t died yet.

Are you going to infect other people?

Not unless they really want to. I currently curb my biting impulses by biting into raw steaks so I’m fine and safe to be around. (x)

This is the kind of stuff that you have to laugh at or you’ll go insane.

[hysterrific-deactivated20201007]

[averruncushd-deactivated2018091]

When I said I was so desensitised to Tumblr I couldn’t be shocked anymore, I didn’t mean it as a challenge

[town-fool-deactivated20211027]

I’ve entered the twilight zone, that’s the only explanation

[thespoopy1-blog]

I’m in hell, aren’t I.

[crybabycola]

seeing fanart of siblings

“don’t tag as [ship name]!”

[lolita-wardrobe]

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[goodeye-cyborg]

Tumblr: We put everyone in safe mode automatically! Makes it safe for the kids!

Also Tumblr: Porn Bots whom? Actual literal pedophiles what?

[goodeye-cyborg]

Guess I’ll bring this back since both the things I mentioned here are somehow getting fucking worse