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@kinkyguy19440
Well it was fun while it lasted. Pretty much every picture on my blog just got flagged. I'll probably be deleted soon. They took away my ability to message on here week's ago and now this. If you want to get in touch I'm on Snapchat @ kinkyguy19440
my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
exCUSE ME. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??
Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.
You are the dancing queen.
Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.
Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.
REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST PIECE OF INSIGHT. BITCH YOU
ARE
THE DANCING QUEEN
“Only seventeen” implies that seventeen is an unusually precocious age at which to assume the title of Dancing Queen, which opens up the possibility of anyone above that age being eligible and possibly even more likely to qualify.
had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out
they greebled him
Lingerie 🌸
beautiful
And you must be ready to accept that always
the first five pages of girl pop :3
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girl pop #6 🥛👯♀️👯♀️👯♀️
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this fucks hard
I think lesbian chasers are kinda hot, I've had some mindblowing sex with girls who were absolutely fetishizing me, dunno if I should feel good about that or not
Been right there with you. And honestly? I salute them
FEMALE CHASER: you’re like the perfect form. a beautiful blend of man and woman. I used to fantasise about people like you existing. you’re so brave and perfect and you’re my good girl and everything’s going to be okay forever I promise
MALE CHASER: will you dress like my daughter
this is so funny to read as a gay trans masc because my experience happens to be like
Male Chaser: you are an otherworldly creature of pure light. i cant believe i am getting to have sex with you right now. your body and what it can do is incredible. i can barely contain myself. would you like to ride on my sibian for hours while i fetch you various beverages from my fridge.
Female Chaser: *rubbing my arms greasonously like theyre trying to start a fire* I just broke up with my boyfriend and im ready to Experiment
Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)
Shoelace Voodoo
The heel slipping one is awesome if you have to wear orthotics because it stops them from slipping round inside your shoe
Oh! I’ll have to try this
oh my god. oh, oh my god. the wide forefoot one… oh my god bless you you beautiful hero
Ian’s Shoelace Site – https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ – is the page for all these lacing patterns and more.
He’s got specific lacing advice for skates and tall boots and there are decorative patterns and I recently relaced my skate shoes for both a wide forefoot and less friction on the laces so it’s easier to tighten and loosen them but he also has lace-locking patterns so that shoes stay exactly as tight as you laced them the first time and it is just a VERY GOOD website.
Like. I’ve been buying shoes the wrong size because it’s often hard to find wide shoes but the lacing pattern for a wide forefoot means that my big hobbit feet actually fit into the previously too-tight running shoes and sneakers I had.
Wanna be face down ass up with your cock in my ass, you’re holding onto my hips & pounding my asshole so hard that all I can do is cry & whimper “daddy, daddy, daddy…”
Titian colored hair.
