most likely sleeping

Hi I'm Amy and my hobby is neglecting my responsibilities. 

[panicatthewafflehause]

Somebody’s grandma is sick of the bullshit lol

[ayungbiochemist]

If you can’t pour a glass of soda then just become a fucking electrical engineer

[gahdamnpunk]

I have no faith in a proper investigation.

#SayHerName  #SadieRobertsJoseph

[teenscoolest]

[basicblake-deactivated20160731]

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

hahahaha good job 

[princesstigerbelle]

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

[afloweroutofstone]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

ok, and what did the 12 disciples have?

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[deletemurdock]

2007 was so important

[bp-in45]

because I’m charmed by those.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

I love hearing about people’s experiences with new languages but all i can think about is how German has roughly 20 different ways of saying ‘the’ and god help you if you get them wrong.

[sandandglass]

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

[biff-donderglutes]

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

[thenatsdorf]

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

That mouse necklace! 

[ottermatopoeia]

[star-anise]

That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sicknessinside]

[youcancallmeaddy]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

min wage workers: "hey can we have like $4 extra per hour please. we literally can't afford to live"

corporations: "hmm.... let me think" *spends $25 million on another TV ad thanking min wage workers* "no sorry it's just not within our budget :("

[ruinedchildhood]

[buildabitchworkshop-deactivated]

dexter was so fucking hardcore