Kieran

[ruinedchildhood]

Batman is me whenever someone forces me to go to a party

[ruinedchildhood]

[eedwardnigma]

im a fucking artist

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

she tried

[ruinedchildhood]

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by bowlerhatbear)

[dogbirthday]

go with him

[jumpingjacktrash]

he wants to show you something

[queerrussetpotato]

he has a side quest for you

[princekarkat]

this is how people get taken by the fae

[bigbutter]

[methylbenzene]

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

[tentaclerapper-deactivated20131]

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

wait I’m not the only one who did this?

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[no-chill-at-all]

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

[cinnabear89]

RETAIL

[fr0stedlips]

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE

[tinotonatini]

[tzimisceghoul-deactivated202602]

[samefeels-deactivated20150717]

you skate AND you die

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[norseminuteman]

Peter Szabo Warhammer.

[iguanamouth]