Life And Stuff

Basic ideas on how to deal with your boring, crappy, or otherwise uneventful life!

[thebootydiaries]

düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärëä

[stevenrogered]

I’m not Klaus…I’m Ben. I can prove it. Ask me something only Ben would know. Okay. When we were little, what did you reprogram Allison’s Teddy Ruxpin to say? [singing] “Luther sniffs Dad’s underwear…”

[caitmceniff-deactivated20190131]

[theempathogen]

[ottermatopoeia]

[fuckyahumor]

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

[caleb-1193]

Bitch better not

[yiffmaster]

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

[labias]

[free-range-tiddies]

Antivaxxers: The vaccines have microchips, the government is trying to track us!

The smartphones/smart tech in their house:

[guccixcucci]

The drivers license/credit & debit cards in their wallets

[official-sokka]

Their social security number

[wakandamama]

They License Plate on the back of their van

[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[firstoffletmesayi]

I love it

[wh0rerror1deac]

[wh0rerror1deac]

[jaubaius]

It’s the Spoopy season!

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

Minneapolis by Alejandro Diaz

[moonenjoyer]

you cant wear a wittle face mask to stop yourself from killing other people bc you have hot breath?

cyclops xman literally wears glasses 24/7 to contain his literal laser beans in his eyes from hurting anyone even tho hes in constant excruciating pain or whatever idk if that true. and hes just some twink. grow up.

[apathetic-revenant]

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

[apathetic-revenant]

the main character is just constantly having to bullshit their way through improbable Holmes-style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they’ve accidentally divined

[hayaosmiyazaki]

THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) dir. David Fincher — Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin