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the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

nohoperadio

All I have to do is never let it get any worse. That way every small advance I make is new ground permanently won, and my eventual victory is assured.

mormtastic

have you guys seen the interview where ringo was sick so they brought out this random girl who kind of looked like him and pretended she was ringo. funniest thing ever actually no notes

planetaire

paul mccartney gay at 83 writing a breakdown album about his murdered boy best frenemy he made some mysterious secret promise to as teenagers while may decembering with the actor playing him in the fanfiction about his life. and he’s doing yoga with alec baldwin who is a mclennon fudanshi. once again having the most unique experiences in human history

chrispineofficial

“tumblr is an echo chamber where people only see opinions of other people they agree with” please be serious. i have longtime beloved mutuals who are swifties. your experience is not universal

dragon-in-a-fez

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

larek16

credit to @jamionrpf on twitter this is the most accurate I've seen

oldbutchdanielmolloy

omg you people can do anything

pontmercii

George Martin, 2013: "In a very basic level winter is coming for all of us. I think that’s one of the things that art is concerned with: the awareness of our own mortality. “Valar morghulis” – “All men must die”. That shadow lies over our world and will until medical science gives us all immortality… but I don’t think it makes it necessarily a pessimistic world. Not any more pessimistic than the real world we live in. We’re here for a short time and we should be conscious of our own mortality, but the important thing is that love, compassion and empathy with other human beings is still possible. Laughter is still possible! Even laughter in the face of death… The struggle to make the world a better place… We have things like war, murder and rape… horrible things that still exist, but we don’t have to accept them, we can fight the good fight. The fight to eliminate those things.There is darkness in the world, but I don’t think we necessarily need to give way to despair. One of the great things that Tolkien says in Lord of The Rings is “despair is the ultimate crime”. That’s the ultimate failing of Denethor, the Steward of Gondor, that he despairs of ever being able to defeat Sauron. We should not despair. We should not go gentle into that good night".

JRR Tolkien, 1962 : "One reviewer once said, this is a jolly jolly book, all the right boys come home [...]- this isn't true of course, he can't have read the story. [...] Human stories are practically always about one thing, really, aren't they? Death. The inevitability of death. . . . . . (He quotes Simone de Beauvoir) 'There is no such thing as a natural death. Nothing that ever happens to man is natural, since his presence calls the whole world into question. All men must die, but for every man his death is an accident, and even if he knows it he would sense to it an unjustifiable violation.' Well, you may agree with the words or not, but those are the key spring of The Lord Of The Rings".

"Lotr is all rainbows and unicorns and Asoiaf is nihilistic and grimdark". Wrong, and wrong. In all its hope and radiance, lotr often gets very dark, and despite all the death and suffering, the hopeful moments in asoiaf shine bright. The meeting point of these two is this: having hope while in despair, and even better, refusing to give up because you have to go on despite not having any hope left.

twelvebooksstuff

OMG this is incredible!! I really should try to read more of these series this year (not sure if I’d be able to finish them all, who knows, I’ve been reading ASOIAF off and on for years-the final Daenerys chapter in A Game of Thrones is one of my all time favorite chapters, just, ever, and while I read the Hobbit once in middle school, I don’t remember it too well tbh and have never read Lord of the Ring)

blignick

bunjywunjy

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

lascitasdelashoras

Charly García, Luis Alberto Spinetta y Renata Schussheim fotografiados por Jorge Fisbein (1984)

boringkate

Your landlord is a parasite. Your employer is a parasite. Your hot vampire gf that's slowly sucking you dry while joking about how weak you've been getting? She has a right to be there.

lascitasdelashoras

Patti Smith, John Cale al piano, Lou Reed detrás y David Byrne

goatedgreen

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit

chennienying

kawaiicore§ 2024 § 紙張、綜合媒材 § 23x30cm

autophage

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still