Whomp Whomp

Hey, I'm Kirin and I like fish, anime, video games, and being a general nuisance. I’m 21+ They/Them

[maja-paja]

[talons-and-stucco]

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[kingfucko]

Lord, please grant me the serenity to live through the ditches, the strength to laugh with the witches, and the wisdom to love in the back of my Dragula

[kirinfishace]

Flirting with someone after watching Obsession is crazy fucking work

[sweetiekai]

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

A valid question

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[chillyfeetsteak]

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

[chillyfeetsteak]

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE

squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED

[chillyfeetsteak]

i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar

a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:

and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)

:)

[calellon]

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

[zegalba]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[yhwcomeback]

Nahida and Wanderer visiting Mondstadt but Nahida is only recognized as Wanderer sister

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[gunstellations]

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[gay--dog]

play video games win video prizes