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i just logged on here and looked at who kiseop follows, and most of his friends’ tumblrs haven’t been updated in two or three years, a few four. i’m never on here but i feel like i’m gonna cry, seeing all those old, familiar but abandoned url’s T_T

#mun #some of them i wouldn't even know how to contact any more

meme4u

celebrity-pharmacist

This tree makes の sense.

genufa

*spits coffee*

#pun #well. close enough

watamushi

#mochi faceu

viralthings

The woman I’m planning to marry showed me this pebble that looks like a guitar pick and with an entirely straight face said “it’s for rock music.”

sheepkind

marry her faster

woolfpuppy

don’t take her for granite

#pun

liquidstar

the signs as animals

capricorn: clown

#kiseop #Yeah

absynthe--minded

iconic parts of lord of the rings that sadly didn’t make it into the films:

Frodo and Sam getting into a fight about rope

Gandalf and Aragorn tag-team sassing a convalescent Merry about the location of his pack

the massive intra-Fellowship fight about how fair or unfair it is for people to be blindfolded

“DO AS YOU PLEASE IN YOUR MADNESS! I WISH TO SEE NO EYES!”

Legolas coming all the way from Mirkwood to deliver bad news and get bitched at by Glóin

Bilbo’s passive-aggressive notes to his annoying relatives

Aragorn and Éomer leaning on their swords to take a break and chat in the middle of a fight (twice)

Saruman appearing out of nowhere and harassing the Three Hunters like a DND random encounter

the disco ball/oil slick/sequin robes

basically every time Ioreth or the Master of the Houses of Healing says anything

Pippin jumping into his bath and soaking literally everyone

Bilbo’s song about Eärendil and Aragorn trying to gently point out that some topics of conversation are Sensitive

Frodo deciding that the best way to be inconspicuous is with a loud obnoxious song about when the Moon got drunk

feel free to add your own

hermitmoss

Gimli threatening to fight Eomer to the death over which girl was the prettiest

Bilbo talking way too much at the Council of Elrond and asking for lunch while Elrond puts his diplomat face on

“i liked white better”

sleepingreader

- legolas enthusiastically singing a song and then forgetting the rest of it - that tree that’s happy with the fire - Legolas basically bitching about how young the rest is and almost literally saying that fangorn is old as balls - Gimli breaking into song and then refusing to talk about it - Aragorn carrying around a broken sword like #aesthetic

bookshelfdreams

- Aragirn throwing a hissy fit when he us asked to leave his sword outside before seeing king Theoden - Gimli waxing poetic about how absolutely beautiful the caverns beneath Helms Deep are and asking Legolas to come see them with him to which Legolas replies “I would literally rather die” - Legolas complaining about the Galadhrim’s terrible accents - Everyone being gifted with cool stuff by Galadriel except Sam who gets a box full of dirt - Saruman taking over the Shire and becoming a brutal dictator

omgkatsudonplease

okay the person above me mentioned that saruman turned the shire into a dictatorship. but. they failed to point out that saruman turned the shire into a communist dictatorship. tolkien was being pretty on the nose there lol

also like everything tom bombadil did, as well as how everyone took an entire detour during the council of elrond to point out exactly how terrible an idea it would be to give tom bombadil the ring for safekeeping

mycatsmellslikeroses-deactivate

-Sam ‘saying farewell’ to the beer barrel in Bag End’s cellar by drinking straight from the tap

-The fact that they deliberately left the dirty dishes for Lobelia to deal with

-How the other three hobbits had jacked-up dreams while staying at Tom Bombadil’s, but Sam ‘slept contentedly through the night, if logs are contented’

#lotr