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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company
I had to.
thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged
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Religion, Lana del Rey / You Are Jeff, Richard Siken / Bob Hicok / Profane, Ashe Vernon / Great Goddesses: Life Lessons from Myths & Monsters, Nikita Gill
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When your wizard son gives you a dead weed do you keep it forever? Yes.
it's okay to mourn the person you could have been. it's okay to be angry or resentful at that lost potential. it's okay to be sad about it too. but i want you to know that there are so many parts of you, the you that exists right now, that are beautiful and lovely and meaningful. just because your past is lost doesn't mean your future has to be too.
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Depression
Happy pride month to those who are scared
Happy pride month to those who are proud
Happy pride month to those who are out
Happy pride month to those who are closeted
Happy pride month if you’re trying to figure yourself out
Happy pride month if you’ve known for years
Happy pride month to those who it’s their first
Happy pride month to those who have celebrated for years
Happy pride month to those who are afraid to celebrate
Happy pride month to those who will scream it from the rooftops
Happy pride month to you.
sex-positive asexuals are people who are willing to have sex.
sex-repulsed asexuals are people who want nothing to do with sex.
sex-neutral asexuals are people who are indifferent about sex.
all types of asexuals do not experience sexual attraction, but that does not define their sex life, nor does it mean their sexuality is invalid.
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An asexual’s body is perfectly functional. It reacts to touch just like anyone else’s, meaning, an asexual will experience physical arousal and likely feel appropriate pleasure from sex when touched in a way that feels good to them personally. Asexuality isn’t the lack of sexual functions, it’s the lack of sexual attraction only, and sex can be present without specific attraction. For example, a sex positive asexual might have a what appears to be a quite active sex life for other reasons than attraction solely; emotional bonding, physical pleasure, relaxation and fun are just some reasons to like sex, even with the “kicker” being gone from the act.
The lack of sexual attraction doesn’t automatically mean a partner is undesirable to an ace - it just means they aren’t specifically attractive in that certain way. Other motivations may take over, or they may not.
Wow, thank you for this! Posts like these are really helping me to understand asexuality a lot more, and I am super appreciative of that.
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Black Ghost aka Juodasis Vaiduoklis is a bronze sculpture sculpted by Svajunas Jurkus and Sergejus Plotnikovas located at the port of Klaipėda, Lithuania.
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HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE BLACK GHOST AND NOT POST A NIGHT PICTURE?
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Why
Eurovision Song Contest 2015 winner – Måns Zelmerlöw.
A list of Finnish words that tell you something about Finnish culture
- Kekkuloida = to prance around or just hang out naked (yes, the word includes the presumption that you are naked)
- Örveltää = to be really drunk and do whatever you do when you’re really drunk, like crawling in a ditch somewhere on all fours
- Perskärpänen (literally “ass fly”) = a person who keeps following you without you wanting them to
- Röhnöttää = to sit with a bad posture or lie around because you are bored, lazy, or tired
- Paskahalvaus (literally “shit paralysis”) = the state of being really fucking scared or startled
- Änkyrä = a person who’s very reluctant to change their own, usually backwards and bigoted views
- Änkyröidä = a verb derived from the previous noun
- Raivoraitis (literally “rage sober”) = a person who never drinks alcohol and might be very passionate about it
- Yrmy = a person who’s always grumpy or angry
- Perskannikka (literally “ass end-of-a-loaf-of-bread”) = a slang word for “buttock”
- Vongata = repeatedly and annoyingly ask for sex from someone who’s not interested (i.e. to be a Nice Guy)
- Könsikäs = a big, handsome, masculine man
- Puliukko = a man who spends most of his time wandering about drunk, smells bad, and might be homeless
Feel free to add to the list. :D
- Häntäheikki (Heikki (a man) with a tail) = a man who fucks a lot of different women (and it’s bad)
- Kusisukka (piss sock) = someone who’s so scared that they have pee in their socks
- Jänishousu (rabbit pants) = a scared person too
- Pissis, devired from Pissa Liisa (piss Lisa) = young woman, from teenagers to twenties, who is so drunk they piss in bushes in public
- Kyylätä = to stare someone, maybe continuoysly
- Hukassa (in wolf) = something is lost in somewhere.
- Hepuli, Hepuloida = to have a nervous fit, like when you are waiting to hear news of something important and you cannot keep the feelings it causes inside of yourself
- Piehtaroida = to roll on ground. but if you say Piehtaroida Heinissä, to roll on hays, you are actually meaning that someone is having sex (in hay. you can leave it out too and just say piehtaroida).
- Hosua = to be clumsy and to make mistakes in moments when you need to be quick, or try to be quick
- Vastarannankiiski, vastarannan kiiski (a ruffe of the opposite side of the sea) = person who argues (negatively) about everything, think differently than rest of the people (like you need to go to the left and they’re all ‘no i say we go to the right just because’)
- Matti kukkarossa (to have a Matti (mattheus??) in the wallet) = you have little to nothing in your wallet
- Kepulipeli (kepuli game) = someone isn’t playing with the rules, are cheating
- Pilipali = a thing can be pilipali, when it gets broken easily (when it shouldn’t), is cheap, is pirated and nonauthentic
- Morso = the death of the children and their dreams; raiser of all demons from hell; the one you shouldn’t mess with it; the one you don’t want to see angry; the soulless one; the friend of the dunce; the friend of the cat; the satanic doll of nightmares
- Möllöttää = to stare for a long time (rudely) or hang around doing nothing
- Rutjake = a lazy fat person who lies around doing nothing, usually a man
- Pöhnä = being drunk or very tired
- Hutikka = humala. Drunk.
- Perssilmä = asshole, (ass-eye???) can be used as an insult or when talking about, you know, assholes.
- Pyöriä kuin puolukka pillussa = (twirl around like a lingonberry in a pussy) run around disturbing other people with your shit and being useless
- Häseltää = run around being useless and making a fuss
- Olla pimeää kuin jouluna perseessä = (dark as in the ass on Christmas), somewhere is so dark you can’t see anything
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The world is a dangerous place not because of the bad guys, but because the good guys don’t do anything about it.
Ivalo aka Arctic Circle starts on December 21 on Finnish streaming service Elisa Viihde. It consists of 10 episodes.
Plot summary: Nina Kautsalo, a Finnish police officer, finds a dying prostitute in an old cabin in the wilderness. A deadly virus is discovered in her blood. Thomas Lorenz, a German virologist, travels to Lapland to investigate it. Suddenly, Thomas and Nina find themselves in the middle of an exceedingly unusual criminal investigation.