Pearls and paws

[lemon-illustrations-deactivated]

a Beanie bouquet, just for you! 💛

[fluffysheeps]

A little highland cow named Daisy 🌼

[noco3n-com]

Cosmos in a dream.

[adorablediscoveries]

Custom Color Dream Bears by MountRoyalMint on Etsy

[lemon-illustrations-deactivated]

s p r i n g 🌷

[dreams-of-peril]

HOLY SHIT LORDI ON VOGUE SCANDINAVIA

LITERALLY SLAYED THE BOOTS HOUSE DOWN

[celesse]

Our Sunday best 💐🐰🐰🐰💐

[bandit-jay-deactivated20231028]

Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.

[jmtorres]

i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.

[alexseanchai]

the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation

[charlottan]

[greatwyrmgold]

I like how the fast ones have such a wide variety of reactions to the speed. Ceres is having fun, Uranus looks kinda ill, Neptune's annoyed, Saturn's surprised, and Jupiter just wants to get off this crazy orbit.

[julie-su]

This moth driving a tiny car is possibly the best thing I’ve seen all day … [x]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I for one welcome our mecha piloting moth overlords

[sarcoptid]

animals that have driven vehicles before i’ve managed to get a license:

dogs

a moth

[thebestcomicbookpanels]

Ernie Bushmiller kind of predicted the Internet in this early 1950's Fritzi Ritz comic

[parkchanwoohoo]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[the-lanai]

[nenastrology]

i love how sakura is like a fullblown medical doctor who successfully performed open chest cpr when she was 17 and naruto and sasuke can like count to ten

[evas-apartment]

But only with each other's help

[einsatzgroping-deactivated20220]

The Tolkien society is mad that someone used an image they have a copyright on because they bought the physical copy and God fuck the Tolkien society so hard.

[tophthegoph]

Holy shit they made a Tolkien nft

[sapokanikan]

non-fungible tolkien

[trans-yllz]

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

[weaver-z]

I love it when a cat owner says something stupid to Jackson Galaxy and he's clearly having to restrain himself from grabbing them by the shoulders and shaking them violently

[weaver-z]

The face of a man resisting the urge to slap someone into the next eon for not respecting their cat's needs and boundaries

[afeelgoodblog]

Surprise triplets 😂

[sandersstudies]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”

[lizluvscupcakes]

“Yknow, Ted, the guys at the bar are gonna wanna know what it was.”

“Bring the photo! It’ll be funnier if you bring the photo.”

[gay-ellis-thats-all]

Story Time!

My father, who is an identical twin, has two older sisters who were also identical twins. My grandfather’s favourite way to tell the story was that in 1956 when he was awaiting the arrival of 🤷‍♀️ Child™️, the doctor (who, in the small town where we’re from, had delivered my aunts a few years earlier) came to the lounge, lit a cigarette and took a seat next to him.

“Clifford… how are ya?” the doctor greeted.

“I’m alright… yourself?”

“Good, good…good, so how many ya want this time?”

My grandfather, even in the retelling of the story heaved the most world weary sigh and said, “…how many ya got?”