daydreaming into the night

oh hey does anyone else remember that one time I accidently deleted my account.... kelsey. infj. hufflepuff. cat mom. i think dogs should be able to vote.

[catsuggest]

good morninge immediotely

or else

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[sentimental-apathy]

[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[catsuggest]

You said that it was illegal to remove cats from keyboards, but what if I need to order a present for said cat?

cat legal theorists currentlé hard at work on analysis of this issue

[catsuggest]

here they are in their chambers … consideringe precedent … formulatinge opinion

[catscenter]

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[shadsasaur]

Meow

[harper141]

this animal is confused

[augustarambles]

Leave him alone he’s a good cat

[tradramblings]

What do you mean confused it clearly knows he’s a cat

[adulthoodisokay]

i think i just became a cat person

[malickthoselips]

if this ain’t the gotdamn mood

[cheese24k]

Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for

[satans-codpiece-deactivated2017]

I was too busy laughing at the cat with a lion cut

[littlehungrywarrior]

#its a deliberate act of spite not stupidity

[catsuggest]

mood: soft. optomostic. tail up. taking steps in a positive direction

[catsuggest]

[aliencat358]

Look at this gem.

[kingjaffejoffer]

Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

[minusthelove]

Lmao “what do you want to know from me?” Fuck!

[katjohnadams]

So no one thinks that Gordon’s being “Put in his place” or something, this is from Gordon’s show where he specifically goes to places around the world to be schooled in how they do their cuisine and un-fuck the British (Imperialist but we can’t admit that on TV, but he does hint STRONGLY at it in some episodes) way of cooking “exotic” dishes by learning from the people who do it best.

That’s the world’s most successful chef putting himself in a position to learn from chefs around the world in world-class restaurants, grandmother’s houses, in a cramped make-shift kitchen on a rocking and speeding steam train, and more. He doesn’t shy away from learning from people who’ve never been in the remote vicinity of a culinary arts school or run a “professional” kitchen.

And here he’s showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don’t think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn’t know he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3 

[brunhiddensmusings]

the context- he wasnt saying ‘heres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother’ its closer to  ‘here, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?’

[griffys]

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[monarobot]

Relatable today

[bigbitterenbee]

she snug!

[untitled55181]

One of the best parts of being in a relationship is hating on the same stuff together :)

[glued-newt]

what up, I’m Jared, I’m year 2 and I never fucking learned how to read

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

you can say “leggings aren’t pants” as much as you want. you can shout it from a rooftop. you can make it into a big obnoxious neon sign. you can write it in skywriting way up in the sky. i won’t care. i will still be out there, somewhere, wearing leggings as pants and not caring