Kit Kat

@kit-kkat

So not much to say.... I like Bands: Paramore, Evanescence, Halestorm, The Pretty Reckless, Twenty One Pilots, Panic! At The Disco, Fall out Boy, Tegan and Sara, No Doubt (you get the point) I'm 17, from Milwaukee, Feminist. Doctor Who, Sherlock, Orphan Black, Orange Is The New Black, Game of Thrones, The Avengers, Harry Potter, Iron Man, Batman, Captain America, Guardians of The Galaxy, Maleficent, Superstar, Any Disney or superhero movie. Comics, Wonder Woman, Movies, Film special fx and editing. Snowboarding.

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paulftompkins

WHOA THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS

eroscestlavie

me when i conclude an essay with an obvious empical fact bc my argument has nothing to stand on and it’s 1am

jxnc-deactivated20170922

damn. he did that 😳

mysharona1987

ludaprilgate

polyglotplatypus

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

mai-magi

omg yes. It’s funny but terrible

EDIT: Also, be sure to check out the salty comments from Americans who can’t stand this totally harmless satire

flourescentbadolescent

I hate Twitter

hashtagparksandrec

hannahhillam

Master post of my hp comics

clonespiracy

Alison Hendrix in Season 4

existentiallyqueers-deactivated

#i feel like if you had to sum up alison in one picture this would be it

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gurhl

wild

stevesachs

wenchyfloozymoo

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jewlsies

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

atlasri3ing

this made me cry I needed it so bad

lethalweaponhearts

gif challenge | vs. springawakenings round thirteen • the office + favorite jim prank

yoncevevo-deactivated20251204

me @ drama i’m not involved in

pettyrevenge

So I live next door to a couple (a VERY conservative couple) and their twin boys. The boys can’t be more than 8, and like most kids, they like to play in the back yard. Which is totally fine, doesn’t bother me at all. They’re kids and like to run around. What bothers me though is that they love to throw their toys over into my yard. Alot of toys. Action figures, balls, frisbees, rackets, etc.

Them throwing them over don’t even really bother me that much. What bothers me is that the parents keep demanding that we have to throw them back. They don’t ask, they don’t knock on the door and apologize, they just yell over there fence when they know that we are outside and TELL us to give it back. And that bothers me. They also seem to encourage their kids to throw it over to our yard.

So after Christmas I was at the store and saw that they had a ton of Barbie’s, nail polish, Bratz doll frisbees, and balls on the clearance. I bought 5 of everything I could find that I knew my neighbors would hate seeing their sons play with. Every time an action figure gets thrown over to my yard, I will throw a barbie back with it. Every time a ball gets thrown, a Bratz ball will be returned. I already threw a couple nail polishes over and the twins went crazy. They loved it. They’ve had pink, purple, and green nails all week.

It’s been 2 days and not a single action figure has crossed my fence. More importantly, not a single rude demand from the parents to return them. The kids are having fun, and I have pretty revenge.