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Sage. ~30 — they/them, transfem

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[picnicbunny]

[tablesage]

if your commander deck isn't funny you have already lost

[clubpenguinkiller]

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

[moldavite]

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

[oddballkittyclaw]

WAAAAAAAUUUUUGH

[toskarin]

I don’t understand the sexual appeal of elves. Could you help clarify for me?

we're gonna start with the basics: imagine an ear that comes to a point

[mutationgirl]

lunch tactics

[cutecipher]

commander you have 6 soup units left

[mutationgirl]

>flank

[aspiringsorceress]

❌️[The steak is not fully braised]❌️

[mutationgirl]

>braise

[sandmandaddy69]

[lettheladylead]

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[flowergirlmiwa]

at this point in my life I am only interested in stories about women with homosexual tendencies

[kinuko]

[smsomah]

Imilchil, Morocco. Scanned from the book Sukemaru Itoh Photography #1; 1980; Yumaru Ito

[catasters]

[horrorhare]

would you let it stare at you with its special eyes