Bigfoot is real and he sucked my dick behind Tesco

Kit | They/Them | 26 | UK

[unteriors]

Camp Street, Toowong (Brisbane), Queensland.

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[tomb-mold]

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

[wordfather]

i'd rip up grass and put it on your knee btw. for no reason other than i was thinking of you so much that i needed to bother you a little about it

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[notahorseindisguise]

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

[speedlimit15]

Alright i'll never complain about anything my neighbors do ever again

[mellifexfarm]

prickly icky

[mysilent879]

[syncarida]

I think it can walking up to me and putting its head on my shoe for. I don't know.

[sonnetscrewdriver]

you'd think I'd be excited about a new Robin Hood movie but it's fallen at the twin hurdles of marketing itself as 'The True Story Behind The Myth' (horseshit, stupid) and starring Hugh Jackman (piece of shit, in a cult).

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

For my money if anyone is going to talk about the True Story Behind the Myth they need to make that man North Walian

Fuck the rest of these I want to see Tudur Owen in the tights or we should ban Robin Hood

[eruvadhril]

Inside Hugh Jackman’s Weird Cult

Transcript: Recently, the actor Hugh Jackman made the gossip rag headlines for performing a song and dance routine at the 95th birthday part

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[ooppo]

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[meladoodle]

I’m in the wedding planning subreddit and this seems like a bit of an overreaction

[unteriors]

Pueyrredon, Totoras, Santa Fe Province, Argentina.