Bigfoot is real and he sucked my dick behind Tesco

Kit | They/Them | 26 | UK

[annabelle--cane]

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

[mothcrumbs]

[alldragonsaregood]

[catcrumb]

[djarin]

Wow. So, when? Since our, uh, rookie season. Since your rookie season? No, it's not true. Since before that. Not helpful.

(insp.)

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime

[catcrumb]

[pangur-and-grim]

he looks like an abandoned food item

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

if she had teeth, maybe he’d learn to be less socially clumsy

[pangur-and-grim]

you people say things that are so specific

[hotvampireadjacent]

[househunting]

You can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles.

Idk what this means or what it is referencing besides the Peter Paul and Mary song sorry. It feels like something a cigarette dad would say about his gay son

[househunting]

$397,000/4 br/3 ba/1,830 sq ft

Fresno, CA

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[unteriors]

Garland Sellers Road, Ruby, South Carolina.

[bacony-cakes]

[househunting]

$699,000 / 3 br / 3 ba

Built In 1972

Smithtown, NY

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[circlusion]

[syncarida]

Also I have to spread this beautiful kakapo image (by Andrew Digby) I saw this evening on bluesky... her baby lint... protecting my mould spore...