Kitty :3

I make low qaulity PNGs of cats in mspaint and reblog posts with them!

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[geyfrog]

Used to be Italian but now I’m just ian because she took it al in the divorce

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[pangur-and-grim]

maybe.....very fresh kittens.....as the next pins

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baby grandmas

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Meow

meow :)

[2fingerswhiskey]

shit dude i just might

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[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[xtboytobyx]

yeah man no worries

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happy miku birthday!! :)

[queer-as-city-folk]

You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

[dearsweetleela-deactivated20250]

sturgeon

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sturgeon

[wolfsummoner]

Sturgeon

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sturgeon :)

[grasswyrm]

Been getting really into orange juice lately

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#myjuice

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[mossmittens]

told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question

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[gl1tchtast1c]

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[orteil42]

it is Cookie Clicker's 12TH BIRTHDAY today and as has become tradition i am BAKING COOKIES

this year's theme is unpreparedness. i did Not find the vanilla extract. as a result i've decided to simmer in milk a vanilla bean we had lying around instead (i'm at Opti's house for this. his kitchen is substantially more established) (the other option was infusing the vanilla in vodka for months and i simply do not have that kind of time)

smells so Flippin good

anyway! baking:

some previous years for chocolate chips i tried faffing around with popping bars in a blender which turned out awful and gunky. this time (we're doing classic dark/milk/white) i am simply chopping them with a little knife for lovely results. what was i thinking honestly

i want you

continuing with our unpreparedness theme the kitchen scale was nowhere to be found so i am entirely eyeballing the 30g each lump of dough is supposed to be. not that a little unevenness matters but inequality no matter how small is how man tears at the throat of man

test batch! these turned out thinner and less photogenic than previous years; i was worried the milk may have upset the ingredient balance but i think i just need to chill the dough longer so that's staying in the fridge overnight and i'll be pumping out giant plates of (hopefully nicer-looking) cookies tomorrow. on the plus side these cooled down really fast and also they were delicious. the vanilla milk gambit really worked out i'm very pleased

these guys helped:

thank you for playing Cookie Clicker these 12 years! here's to another 12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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[ho-ho-homosxual]

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

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[postilionstruckbylightning]

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

[kittybroker]

horrible frightful criminal a pure fetid ball of darkness in this world awash in evil. worth not but a single dollar in this bright and clear economy!

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