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JASON SUDEIKIS AS MIKE MILLER ↳ The Last Man on Earth (2015 - 2018).

i think star trek should write an in universe reason why some series don’t have swearing and some do. make it a universal translator glitch or something.

textsfromstarfleet

the captain of each ship can turn the swears on or off when they want to

cumaeansibyl

Kirk would have kept the swears on but any ship carrying Dr. Leonard McCoy is required by Starfleet regulations to turn them off

royal-fizzbin

How dare you keep this in the tags @narwhalsarefalling

iamthecutestofborg

sidras-tak

here are some things I just heard:

a door slamming

someone exclaim “oh, you sneaky bastard”

the sound of a bell jingling down the hallway

someone at the end of the hallway gasping “hello beautiful!!” in that very special I’m-talking-to-an-unexpected-cat voice

sandersstudies

some things I heard myself:

a light thud

someone exclaiming “listen here, one of us can see in the dark and it’s not me, so we’re gonna have to figure this out”

a meow

tehriz

literally every minor sound from the street carries up to us since it’s so narrow, last year this happened:

a deep voice going “HEY”

me immediately concerned, it is dark, what is happening

same deep voice: “WHAT DO YOU HAVE”

the playful jingling of dog tags

“WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH”

jingle jingle jingle

mysharona1987

crowley-anthony

#just two messy bisexuals (x)(x)

kittenwitchandthebadvibes

What it means when we say You’re Not The Only One:

There are people out there who understand how you’re feeling 👫

There are people out there who have made the same mistakes 😥

You are not some aberration out of 7.5 billion people 🌏

You are not the worst, you are one of many. You are not alone. 💖

businesshag-deactivated20160606

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

borkyno-deactivated20160330

tag this post with your first result you get when you type will

#i will cut you

bauliya

i'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasise about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing

aen-maggs

My cat, Darby, having issues with his weasel toy.

hclark70

margarethx

I would really like to say “thank you” to the person who decided to add Sam Wilson to Age of Ultron for absolutely no reason. As much as I love him, his presence is completely unnecessary in this movie and I’m still so grateful he’s there. Like… there was literally no point in adding him to the plot, aside from making it clear at the end that now he’s one of the Avengers (so his presence in Ant-Man, which came out the same year, would make sense… I assume). His role was so marginal that Anthony Mackie didn’t even know he was in this movie until it premiered.

Sam is not helping with a fight, he’s not delivering any plot-changing information, he doesn’t move the story forward. Nothing. He’s just there to go with Steve to a party, have a drink, and imply that he’s looking for Bucky right now. And nothing more. It’s delightful :D

It really looks like someone heard Sam is not part of the movie and asked: “hey, but what about Samsteve? :( can’t they go on a date?”. So they put Sam in the movie, let him have fun in the Stark tower, and sent him home before any trouble even started. And they added one line about him looking for Bucky (a blessing for those 16 desperte prophets who have been shipping Sambucky at that time).

I can’t believe how many fanfics or headcanons and theories have been written in the fandom just because of a single sentence about a “missing persons case”, that made it into the Avengers movie only because someone thought that Sam Wilson deserves to go to a party. It’s great.

ryebreadgf

yall with your ugly celeb man crushes

bramblepatch

This is a powerful child.

howtobangyourmonster

I love this child

adreadfulidea-deactivated202402

I think a surprising amount of writers don’t realize that tragedies are supposed to be cathartic. They’re intended to result in a purging of emotion, a luxurious cry; the sorrow caused by a great tragedy is akin to fear caused by a good horror movie – it’s a “safe” sorrow, one that is actually satisfying to the audience. It can still be beautiful! It’s isn’t supposed to just be salting the earth so nothing can grow.

But that’s how you get grimdark: writers who don’t realize that they’re supposed to be doing something with the audience instead of to the audience.

jadewhisper

#i once heard a lecture where someone said that the great appeal of tragedy is to see terrible things happen to people you’re supposed to#empathize with and see yourself in#and that the catharsis comes from seeing someone’s life go horribly wrong and still have the author hold your hand and tell you#‘this story mattered. even though it had a sad ending it still mattered. even if you don’t succeed your attempts matter’#grimdark tells you that the world sucks and nothing you do matters#well-written tragedy tells you that sometimes the world sucks but everything you do matters so so much#your story is still worth telling even if you never achieve that happy ending#or if you lose it along the way#people have inherent value and their stories deserve to be told no matter if they turn out okay or not#and in a reality that has no concept of ‘fair’ that shit just hits good man!!! feels good!!!!! it’s COMFORTING