Kitty Has A Sweet Tooth

Kat, 19, big babe and killing it. Trigger Warning: 💰 broke bitches beware

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‘That’s why you mad’

[u-gotta-kik]

This picture is Fox News’ worst nightmare

[seagramsgingerale]

A republican’s back goes out every time this is reblogged

[tothedevil]

The trifecta

[nowyoukno]

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[warwyrd-deactivated20170724]

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

[reallymisscoffee]

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

[ruggie-bucchis]

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

[avianawareness]

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

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this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

[ladykailolu]

@ilcorvorosa You might like this.

[clippy]

SHE APPEARED ON MY MONEY..

[goth-gay]

This is the money clefairy, reblog and money will come your way

[calibrownsugarbaby]

I wanted to share some info on getting a DBA and how it’s helped me. A DBA stands for “doing business as.” So for example Katy Perry’s real name is Katy Hudson, but she does business as her stage name which is Katy Perry.

You can get a DBA from your county clerk’s office. Mine cost about $40. You put your sugar name as the name you wish to conduct business as. I’ve used this to check into hotels that were put under my sugar name. I’ve used this to open a bank account so that my SD can write me checks using my sugar name. I have yet to use it to fly with, but I’ve heard other girls say they’ve done it without a problem. Hope this helps!

[bronzedsugaruk-deactivated20170]

What’s the UKs version of this?

[one-big-hassle]

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

[goluxexmachina]

that’s a lot of dollars

[mayormccheese]

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

[one-big-hassle]

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Pleeeeeease he needs the new laptop

[lesbianrainbowdash]

Dominant girls are the fucking best

Like yes slam me against a wall and kiss me roughly, dig your nails into my waist and bite my neck, scratch my back and make me crave you, make me beg you to fuck me god that shit is hot as fuck

[forrome]

“How’s school?”

[alexander]

This is important hello (x)

[rkcartistry]

A range of beautiful make up geek eye shadows👀❤️

[madamedreadful]

🌸🕷🌸🕷

[hgamesfan]

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Susan Sarandon shutting it down. “I have nothing good to say about Woody Allen.”

Woody Allen is a sexual predator who at best seduced his 17-year old step-daughter and at worst molested his child.  

What he did is wrong and working with him means you condone his behavior and would rather side with an accused predator than the victim of a sex crime.

Disgusting. 

[lacigreen]

yesy eyes yes yes MORE OF THIS

[theslaybymic]

Michael Jammer has but one question: Why are women’s clothing sizes so small? In a Facebook post uploaded on May 20 that has since been shared more than 75,000 times, the father of four explained how he didn’t understand how his wife’s extra large tank fit his slender frame. And then he rightfully goes in on swimsuits.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[fullten-deactivated20240430]

Please report @beautykillingme for posting child porn

[bampajangs-deactivated20191208]

If you report this to tumblr, it gets taken down and they can just put it right back up. It needs to be reported to the police. I’m doing some research but if anyone knows what to do about that, let me know

[bampajangs-deactivated20191208]

report.cybertip.org So everyone that can needs to report this tumblr to that website. It will be sent to the National Center for Missing and Exploited children and an investigation will be started if necessary.

[beycreative]

[goblhyn]

👑

[thehungryhungryhooker]

My brain is weird

Me: *feels ugly and undesirable* Also me: *has people who pay for the privilege of sex with me*

[comebacksznldn-blog]

preach