Bless This Stress

✨Cat and plant enthusiast ✨ Jonni || Scorpio

[aceabe]

no. i don’t want whatever you’re selling

[popgoth]

let her in wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shewillfeatdrake]

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

cat people: dogs are cool too dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

[harpsona]

It’s the final Sunday.

[brucebocchi]

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

[depressed-furby]

[everythingfox]

The best thing you will see today (🔊)

[bluebandedagate]

Are foxes even real

[everythingfox]

no, sorry.

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[artwoonz]

By: Vincent Bal Instagram: @artwoonz

[gettingfitwithcrossfit-deactiva]

I love different.

This is different, and simple, and for some reason it just made my day.

[drearyhours]

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

[lightsintheskye]

My favorite movie.

[zsnes]

i only eat gas station dick pills and drink arnold palmer and i am incredibly effective and intelligent to the point that i have telekinetic abilities (level 3) i have recently been given access to atlantis tetrahedron power crystals by the us government. come fuck with me.

[r00]

[r00]

https://www.demirramon.com/en/generators/undertale_text_box_generator

[arkymouse]

[officialearthbound]

[pybuki]

[taigam-ojutai-master]

[ghostheather-deactivated2020051]

my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face

[ghostheather-deactivated2020051]

[swampghouls]

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[clockmocker]

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

[theshape0fpunktocome]

Quick question clock, what the fuck.

You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video

[clockmocker]

I’m sorry about this

[clockmocker]

[saltycathy]