Kitz

Profile pic made on picrew.me Smol angry goblin If you don't respect poc, LGBTQA members, disabled, or other minorities I will crawl in you window on a dark rainy night and eat all your fingies.

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[best-of-reblogs]

[peptothesi]

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

[bogleech]

All those accounts though….

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gosh I wish motorcycles weren’t death machines they look so fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

My dad isn’t one of those parents that is like you’re gonna be rich and you’re gonna be a doctor or whatever. He only has three conditions. 1. Don’t get involved in organized crime 2. Don’t join the military and 3. Don’t drive a motorcycle

Problem is though. Motorcycles look so fun.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So in the US they say there’s a 1% chance of getting in a motorcycle accident. That’s just per year though. If you stretch that over 20 years that gets up to like 18.3% which is a much higher gamble when you think about it. And motorcyclists make up 15% of fatal accidents while only representing 6% of vehicles.

They look so fun though.

[what-even-is-thiss]

MOTORCYCLE CRASH FATALITY RATES

[teaboot]

Motorcycles 🤝 cigarettes (Fantastic marketing made them look soso cool while also being a pretty bad idea to invest in personally)

[redstar-winterorbit]

Also what the fuck is wrong with the us because in Europe the fatality and accident rates are way lower. Like, US has about a 6/10k fatalities per registered motorbikes while Europe has about 1.1/10k. According to this article

[what-even-is-thiss]

The US has more cars in general because cars are required to get around in general in most areas and the biggest danger to motorcyclists is cars. The US also has higher drunk driving rates both because it’s hard to get around without a car and people start drinking later because of our drinking laws and don’t learn their personal limits.

[cirrates]

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

[cirrates]

"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer

[pliskin]

[mythicfictionist]

nothing but respect for my ace king

[sevastiel]

Had a coworker who called me Young Ripper/Little Doom because I'd always go "RIP AND TEAR" whenever I was taking apart boxes or opening saran wrap, and then when I mentioned I was ace he straight up was like, "Oh, so you really are just Doom Guy, huh" and my gender and orientation have never been so validated in my life

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[k1kky-sb-d0odlz]

Actually I’m so happy the likes number starts with 69

[the-haiku-bot]

Actually I’m

so happy the likes number

starts with 69

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[elventhespian]

“We dropped different numbers of balls at different rates, different heights. We had a ramp. The ramps were at different angles, trying to get the most out of the balls as they hit the actors. After doing the tests, we figured out 35 feet above the deck of the ship was the height we needed our nets. We had these three big nets that held almost 80,000 per net. The balls dropped 35 feet into ramps that projected them towards the stunt guys. It just knocked them over. It was pretty spectacular.”

-Mark Hawker, SFX Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

“It’s amazing to see a bunch of 40 and 50-year-olds turn into three-year-olds all of a sudden. Everybody had to pick up blue balls, hit the other guy in the head. It was like, ’Is it time for the parents to come pick up the kids?’”

-George Marshall Ruge, Stunt Coordinator for Pirates of the Caribbean

[elventhespian]

#what a cool way to film waves crashing over a boat!!!

Shame on me for not clarifying from the beginning, but this set up was not meant to simulate water. This was to help the SFX team animate the part where the sea goddess, Calypso, turns giant in visual call-back to ancient Greek pottery, and then escapes her human body by exploding into a quarter million crabs.

On Pirates 1-3 if they wanted a big wave to go over the boat, they just straight up dumped giant bucket-tanks of water over the actors (they did this to Kevin McNally and Orlando Bloom in the first movie) or blasted the hull of the ship with water cannons ❤

(Some of the white is smoke from the debris mortars firing too)

[nianeyna]

[anexpansionlikegold-deactivated]

When people say, “nature is my religion” are they talking about flies that feed on shit, maggots in decomposing corpses, lionesses with stained teeth and mouths full of blood? Are they talking about floods and fires and things from which we should always run? Are they talking about carcasses, rot, death?

Or do they just mean “this particular copse of benign trees is my religion”

[sigilmilk]

You can’t hug a tree without touching all the rot it took to grow it.

[the-haiku-bot]

You can’t hug a tree

without touching all the rot

it took to grow it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pansexual-pied-piper]

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

[kyleblackpaw]

Looks like its time for derogatory pepperoni again

[pansexual-pied-piper]

That is actually hilarious, thank you for this addition

[heartsnbruises]

Always reblog derogatory pepperoni

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Pepperoni (derogatory)

[aluria-sevhex]

pepperoni (derogatory) on the hellsite (affectionate)

[mishoru]

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

[barbie-wants-to-be-me-fr-deacti]

it bbetter be or else I am never loving anyone ever

[the-haiku-bot]

it bbetter be or

else I am never loving

anyone ever

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[slaygentford]

this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering

[nineherbscharm]

[catmask]

crazy thang is whenever someone makes a post talkng about how xyz thing annoys them someone will always go 'oh so we're not even allowed to do [thing] anymore??' like no you literally can. that person just will not like you. if that is enough to stop you then its not that youre not allowed its that you are not capable of existing outside of the approval of others

[catmask]

why are you asking for permission. begging? are you a dog or a man

[catmask]

there it is

[utopians]

mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

[utopians]

sorry that sometimes when I stay up too late I start posting abt how much I hate mormonism but the spirit just moves me to do it

[utopians]

like the mormon church is just such a perfect microcosm of everything wrong with christianity as it's practiced among the american right wing. everything abt it is so disgusting. one of the most utterly repulsive spectacles of racism, misogyny, and bigotry to ever leave a stain on the earth

[agni-bi]

Bringing this back because there’s been a bit of a push from Mormon influencers to normalize Mormonism, and as an exmormon I’m here to say fuck that

Do not allow the LDS Church to rebrand itself as some kind of harmless quirky church that just has a few silly rules. It’s a fucking cult that brainwashes its members and actively harms marginalized people. Mormonism deserves every ounce of hate it receives and then some

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[spirallingshape]

I didn’t realize the pun at first and just thought, “yes, geese with arms WOULD be scary”.

[tofupixel]

had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕