kiwi baby

hi i'm kiwi-chan-kin and i identify as a kiwi. i created this blog as a way to get in touch with other foodkin/otherkin!! please don't be shy!✧*:･ﾟ✧ヽ(^◇^*)/ send me a nice message about your experience, or maybe submit a story? anyway, i hope you enjoy my blog! *o* love ya unless you're morgan freeman * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ It/that/the pronouns, please! xoxo~*~ P.S. check out my triggers page, please ♥ xoxo -kiwi var sc_project=11034074; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_security="943ae5ad"; var scJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://secure." : "http://www."); document.write("");

[kiwi-chan-kin]

I love to monch on kiwis xoxo

blease no monch on me!

[kiwi-chan-kin]

I love how all the food for the signs are nice except for gemini, which is a bitter lemon. I was about to be offended but realized it was true.

i speak the truth....! 

[candy2guts]

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT

Food'kin’ are NOT otherkin!!! So @kiwi-chan-kin @captainbiscuitkin @rasberry-kin @eggy-san @olive-kin @pome-kin-uwu are not otherkin and should not be thought as otherkin!!! (Feel free to add any other food ‘kin’ blogs you know of.)

[kiwi-chan-kin]

is this a personal attack against me?! >o_o>

i am definitely otherkin and i don’t know what gives you the right to tell me or any of those lovely babies what we are!!

[kiwi-chan-kin]

But.. Cacti aren't trying to be kiwis

ok stop lying in my ask box! -_-… lets compare the two shall we!

a gorgeous kiwi…

and a hideous cactus…!

OK! here are my deductions..

they are Both green! copyright infringement

they are both unable to be naturally grown in cold areas! um?!

they are L I V I N G organisms?!?!

kiwis arent edible unless u c*t them! cactuses cant be eaten unless u get rid of the spiky!

just why

if those 6 valid reasons arent even enough then HERE is even further proof:

cactus-fan-201123 said:im a cactus ha ha i came to ur trash blog to say this! i copied u and ur style hahahaha kiwis suck! bye x

THATS RIGHT.!

i received an anonymous message from an actual Cactus confessing their betrayal… shame on them!!!!!

[kiwi-chan-kin]

So I was on Ifunny and someone took a screenshot of your posts and commented ''Have you ever felt so desperate for attention that you started to identify as a kiwi?''And I just think that that is horrible! I'm so sorry that you're getting all this hate for someonething you can't change!

omg! this so shocking to me, how dare they. well i guess its not that bad because theyre the one contributing to ‘ifunny’ uwu

[cravefoodie]

[kiwi-chan-kin]

You're disgusting

at least i’ve never sent hateful messages to someone over the internet! thats disgusting in MY opinion!! 〴⋋_⋌〵

get away!

[kiwi-chan-kin]

the signs as foodkin!

aries- olive kin!!!! u are the most seductive of the foodkin..  (=゜ω゜)=

taurus- egg kin! ur a bit basic but u can b super tasty! (*˘︶˘*)

gemini- lemon kin! u are bitter,

cancer- kiwi kin!! ur very sweet and juicy!  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

leo- tomato kin! u r very plump nd ripe...

virgo- cake kin!!! the best of the desserts!! (no offence)

libra- milk kin! ur creamy nd good for ur bones!  ＼(*^▽^*)/

scorpio- bread kin!! ur rly warm n toasty  (/⌒o⌒)/

sagittarius- pineapple kin!!!! ur wild and exotic!! ヾ(〃^∇^)ﾉ

capricorn- pizza kin!!! ur the best at parties!! (the best)

aquarius- candy kin! ur super sweet and yummy  (✿◠‿◠)

pisces- pasta kin!! u are a great choice on a romantic night out  ~(^з^)- 

[kiwi-chan-kin]

a little update ! uwu

hi guys its been a while since i’ve logged on tumblr! life at the fruit bowl has been keeping me busy ha ha!

anywho i thought i’d just drop by to say hello to everyone and give a little update on my life so far (◕‿◕✿)

i’ve took up a new hobby! yes thats correct, i’ve started crocheting!! i’m not very good at it since i’m just a common kiwi but hopefully i can get better with practise (maybe)(maybe not)(lol!!)

oh also i think that my morgan freeman trigger is starting to get a little bit easier to manage. i used to be completely terrified whenever i heard his name but now it only takes me around 3-4 minutes to recover!! hopefully by 2017 i wont even be bothered at all??!? probably best to keep him on my trigger list though ha ha

i thinks thats all ive got to say!! thank u for checking up on me (*◕‿◕*)

lov,

kiwi chan

[kiwi-chan-kin]

me: honey im coming home soon ;)

honey: ohhh hohoh oh !!

me: u kno wat that means don't u.. 

honey: 

[kiwi-chan-kin]

Kiwi-chan how are you so kawaii? (>_<)

hello captain biscuitkin!! thanks for sending in a NON-hateful question haha x

well, to be fair, i’ve got no idea! i guess i just have a natural way with beauty!! i suppose it’s in my seeds uwu

[kiwi-chan-kin]

ive never really liked kiwis but this blog gives me the urge to buy a bag of them and eat them all in one sitting

that is SICK!!!! >w<

[kiwi-chan-kin]

Notice: The plural of cactus is cacti, not cactuses. You're offending the otherkin who identify as cacti!!

sorry uwu

[kiwi-chan-kin]

I love EATING kiwis! That feeling of satisfaction when I PIERCE into the kiwi with my spoon and SPLURGE OUT ITS INSIDES AND EAT IT. OR JUST RIP, PEAL, FLAY the skin 😍!

this is foul -_-’’

[kiwi-chan-kin]

Hi, sorry if this sound sarcastic or something like that, but I'm serious. Why do you have a blog. I mean you are a Kiwi. all the other kiwis in my house don't have blogs? so isn't that kind of preventing you from being more connected with your real identity? sorry for the weird wording

if you actually sit down and try to talk to the lovely kiwis in your fruit bowl you may find you that they have blogs too!! heck,, i might even be one of the kiwis in that bowl!! come say hi! *-*

[kiwi-chan-kin]

SPOONS

who raised u with such a potty mouth -_-

[kiwi-chan-kin]

eats kiwi

PLEASE take yourself to my triggers list! ugh, i hope you’re not trying to be disrespectful x.x grr