Kiwi The Undead

[kiwi-is-undead]

Should’ve posted this sooner but eh🤷🏻

[kiwi-is-undead]

Been a while since ive posted here, enjoy some horror art i did. Probably gonna do a art dump post soon

[1emon-ice]

The kiwi is undead but the love is 100% alive!!!

@kiwi-is-undead

[kiwi-is-undead]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carlyraejepsans]

honestly i didn't even realize the new newsletter used our favorite food from the signup page because i opened my emails and saw

and i was like. ah yes. classic toby gag

[kiwi-is-undead]

Same lol

[loving-parasite-moved]

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

[loving-parasite-moved]

Thats what i mean with this now . Fuckign commit violence against that beast until they have your disability we're getting representation the hard way 2night

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from pepperMintFreak reading: #i agree with your sentiment op but i would love to read this as you persuading us to break their legs or something /End ID]

[kiwi-is-undead]

Brb gonna go beat up my blorbos until they turn autistic

[kiwi-is-undead]

When you start a pokemon battle and have the same pokemon

[antonscarrots]

anton: look jude! my carrots are growing!!!

me, sobbing: his carrots are growing

[kiwi-is-undead]

Im not someone who does reblogs, but i wanted you to know that this post was the only thing giving me hope for a happy ending while reading this book. The entire time all this sad shit was happening all i could think was “think of the carrots” and that’s hilarious

[kiwi-is-undead]

Are you interested in serving a mistress?

My bestie in christ i am asexual and a minor-

[melvinandlugnut]

My server gets it

[kiwi-is-undead]

Theres two🤯

[kiwi-is-undead]

dodododod do do doodle page! enjoy

[kiwi-is-undead]

Animating is hard(also this gif better work or so help me god i will skin someone). Anyway meet yellow sapphire, and the fusion of sapphire and kiwi jasper, lemon citrine. 

[kiwi-is-undead]

Meet my steven universe oc kiwi jasper. Also meet the fusion of them and steven, watermelon tourmaline.  

[basil-is-sunnys-simp]

Look at my Omoricest !! It's NightmareOmori x GenoOmori-

Yes it's a crossover inbetween sanscest and Omori ;)

[kiwi-is-undead]

Heres my horrible addtion to this post, enjoy.

Also make more omoricest its funny

[insanelyadd]

Okay guys we need to make Sans win the Tumblr Sexyman poll on twitter, he’s currently behind and we can’t let him lose.

https://twitter.com/sexymanOTD/status/1567538264017444867

[kiwi-is-undead]

Imagine making a tumblr sexy man competition and not including the oncler, the fucking original tumblr sexy man.

Edit: im fucking stupid, i didn’t see him. False alarm everyone, but ill keep this post because stupidity is permanent and the only thing erasing it would do is hide the truth

[gemsandjunk]

she/he/they/it users describe your pronouns in a way cis people wouldn’t get

Mine’s he/him in the way you’d refer to a fake skeleton and she/her in the way you’d refer to the moon

[kiwi-is-undead]

She/her as in the way paramores music sounds

He/him as in how you would call someone a little guy

They/them as in an ancient deity who you should fear

It/its as in how you’d refer to a rat scurrying across the floor

[kiwi-is-undead]

So uh about that new episode….

[systemerrorbonnie]

alright utdr fandom boomers sound off. i want u all to tell me which of these old ut things u remember

stronger than you sans version (+ the frisk and chara response versions too)

the plethora of sans-centric aus that seemingly popped outta nowhere (u are not allowed to bitch abt them on this post)

matshat giving the pope a copy of undertale

gaster theories and "fun value"/rng chance encounters

the sans is ness "theory"

ppl constantly fighting abt frisk and charas genders (theyre nonbinary btw)

underlust (for those of u who know: dont say shit. for those who dont know: dont look it up /srs)

duncle sans au

pta sans au (tfw lindas lemon squares are shit)

sixbones + handplates au

disbelief papyrus

the entire fandom treating chara like they are literal satan

dadster aus/gaster being sans and papyrus's dad theories

ppl bitching abt flowey even tho hes a child. and ppl shipping him with frisk and chara for some reason

everyone being physically incapable of being normal abt toriel

floweypot aus

glitchtale

the bad apple video

other fandom boomers feel free to add on, this is just what i remember

[deltanubert]

Can I add the Sans and Papyrus Drop pop candy version? Yeah, I'm totally adding it.

[kiwi-is-undead]

Reading this violently ripped childhood memories from the deepest pits of my brain.