#hahahhaha

[kenchann]

ahuhuhuuu ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧

[hornetknight]

these two are always up to some bs

[shadowdestroyer10000000000]

For @chainedupdyke

[sequoia-draws]

Managed to grind this out in 3 hours and it was so worth it

Anyway SEVYN REAL YIPPIEE YAHOO!!!

[artbymeow]

oh nah sukuna is COOKED 🙏🙏🙏

[fruitysimsy]

a few years later...

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Transcript:

[Overview of the laundromat Wyatt and Willa own together, Suds + Hoses]

Text from Quincy: Hey my laundry queennn

You 3 still coming today?

Wyatt: Of course! you're in the same city now!

Send me your new addy again?

Read at 9:00AM

[Typing bubble...]

[Wyatt repairing a washing machine, Willa sitting on one nearby]

Willa: You know, you could've called a repairman.

Wyatt: And have them charge us an arm and a leg to press a reset button? No, thank you. I got this.

Willa: Yes, but... you've been working on that same piece for an hour...

[Russell kissing Wyatt on the cheek]

Russell: Morning, my favorite new small business owners.

Wyatt: Your late.

Russell: I brought coffee. I was hoping that would cancel out the lack of punctuality.

Wyatt: You bribing me with caffeine?

Russell: Always.

[haljordangetpregnant]

Hi you like Hal Jordan Gender stuff right?

Have you read Spectre 2001?

This is Hall Jordan in one issue. (Hal is implicitly Gender Fluid).

When Hall became human again Hal and the writers promptly forgot this.

I DID I DIDDDD T.T Goddamn it, he was SO GENDER HE RADICALIZED ME

Like, whenever he feels gender, he immediately becomes the cuntiest person in the verse, and I think the writers had to ignore this sh because they cannot serve cunt this hard, like, ever, you know?

Big ass cape. Dark green lipsticks. V-Neck to the fucking navel (So cunt). Body tea. No bra. Hidden eyes because those eyes bring judgment from God. AND Golden boots.

(I have a low headcanon that the hidden hair was supposed to represent a nun repenting for her sins. And honestly, A NUN? Peak cunty)

What the fuck is this PhD in Serve?

Like every female would pale in comparison to Hal, I fear

Like I literally cannot think of any female who is cuntier than him in this era nowadays, except Marilyn Moonlight (she's so cunty)

Look wise, Marilyn Moonlight is cuntier, but Hal in this era has that depressed, tortured by grief and redemption, sinner condemned by God kind of cunt to him, or her, you know? Like, too much blood on her hands kind of cunty.

I fear he would mog everyone.

Like he literally gendered too close to the sun. To the centre of it, even. (HAHAHA)

That's why he needed to be nerfed back to white man, I fear :( He was robbed of his gender :(

I was gonna start a #PetitiontoletHalfeelGenderagain2025 campaign, but then I immediately remembered Hal has JUST mogged Thanatos.

That multiple-chinned purple fraud could never serve that hard as a villain, anyway.

[1crazyvia1]