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SYNOPSIS. he pisses you off of what do you do? jump out of a window of course!
PAIRINGS. done! michael kaiser x crazy!reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. very unhinged, jealousy, petnames, dark humor, crack, possibly ooc, swearing, german phrases from google translate, he loves us trust me
you’re sulking.
not because michael kaiser did anything particularly terrible.
just because some girl at the grocery store smiled at him, and he smiled back.
“liebe,” kaiser says for the fifth time, carrying two bags of groceries up to your apartment. “stop pouting. she asked where the cereal aisle was.”
“you seemed very invested in helping her find it.”
“i pointed.”
“you pointed flirtatiously.”
“that’s a thing now is it?”
“you smiled.” you say, as if accusing him of a horrendous crime.
“i did.” he shrugs. “it would’ve been rude not to. i can’t help it if people enjoy looking at me.”
you scoff, “you and your fucking ego.”
“it isn’t arrogance if it’s true.”
you feel your eyes roll.
the argument continues all the way into the apartment. kaiser is mildly inconvenienced. you are thriving.
“are you actually jealous of a woman who asked me where corn flakes are?”
“yes.”
“you’re jealous because someone looked at me.”
“she smiled at you.”
“and?”
“and you smiled back.”
“i smile all the time.”
“you absolutely do not.”
“i made an exception. clearly that was my mistake.”
you glare.
he sighs dramatically. “if i’d known basic politeness would ruin my evening, i would’ve ignored her.”
you stare at him. he stares back, looking almost offended that this conversation is happening at all.
then you dramatically turn on your heel and march toward the living room window with the confidence of a fish flopping out of water.
kaiser doesn’t even look up. “idiot.”
“i’m leaving.”
“you live here.”
“i’m running away.”
“alright, have fun.”
your eyes narrow before you throw the window open.
now he looks up. “what do you think you’re doing.”
“you’ll miss me when I’m gone.”
“i’ll miss the peace and quiet for exactly three minutes before you realize you forgot your keys.”
you place the back of your hand against your forehead. “goodbye forever.”
“so ein dram—”
before he can finish, you climb out and drop with the full impression of a tragic heroine onto the bushes below.
crunch.
yelp.
then one very undignified thud.
silence.
kaiser’s head snaps toward the open window. for one terrifying second, every trace of smugness disappears. his face drains of color. “oh… mein gott.”
you burst into laughter as his face appears.
unfortunately, you’ve scraped both knees and somehow managed to get a leaf tangled in your hair.
kaiser disappears from the window without another word, and a second later, the apartment door slams open.
“the hell is wrong with you?!” he barks, sprinting across the lawn.
you’re wheezing so hard you can barely breathe. “this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened.”
“you jumped out a fucking building!”
“exactly.”
he drops beside you immediately, ignoring the smug look on your face. checking your arms, your shoulders, your face. “..” he turns your hands over, checks your wrists, then your knees, his movements quick and efficient despite the irritation radiating off him.
he notices the leaf caught in your hair. with an exasperated click of his tongue, he carefully plucks it free. his fingers linger for half a second before he pulls away.
“you scared me.” the words slip out quietly. he wasn’t supposed to say them.
you blink. “aww.”
his expression hardens instantly. “don’t.”
“were you worried?”
“no.”
“you literally sprinted outside barefoot.”
“i wasn’t worried.”
“mhm~”
“i was making sure you hadn’t done anything that would become my problem.”
you raise an eyebrow.
“our problem,” he corrects automatically. then he freezes. “…forget i said that.”
a grin spreads across your face. “you love me.”
he scoffs. “do i?”
“you adore me.”
“i found you marginally less insufferable than everyone else. though that’s starting to change.”
“you’re obsessed with me.”
he rolls his eyes so hard it looks painful. “obviously. why else would someone as exceptional as me settle for someone whose solution to jealousy is defenestration?”
you immediately throw your arms around his neck.
he sighs like you’ve become the greatest burden of his life.
then, with another long-suffering groan, he wraps his arms around you anyway. firmly. he’s making absolutely sure you aren’t about to throw yourself anywhere else. because knowing you, you would just to spite him.
“next time you’re jealous,” he mutters into your shoulder, “just insult me like a normal person.”
“kay.”
the pause is long.
his eyes narrow. “…actually,” he says slowly, “don’t do that either.”
sae ver shidou ver rin ver
A/N. my posts might become less frequent after this one. also kaiser is so hard to write i feel like i made him way out of character
SYNOPSIS. he pisses you off so what do you do? pretend to drown yourself of course!
PAIRINGS. unimpressed! itoshi rin x crazy!reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. unhinged characters, crack, jealousy, dark humor
the beach is quiet except for the tide rolling in and your shoes dragging lazy lines through the sand beside itoshi rin’s footprints.
rin walks with his hands shoved into his hoodie pockets, expression blank as ever. the wind pushes his dark hair into his eyes, and he barely reacts when you hook your pinky with his.
then some girl jogs up beside him.
“wait— aren’t you itoshi rin?”
you instantly stop walking.
rin does too, already looking irritated. “yeah.”
she laughs nervously, way too close to him for your liking. “i watched your last match. you were amazing.”
“mhm.”
“and you’re even taller in person—”
you stare at the side of his face.
rin notices immediately. of course he does.
his eyes flick toward you for one second, already exhausted.
“she’s glaring at me,” the girl says awkwardly.
“don’t worry about it,” rin replies flatly. “they do that.”
excuse you?
you spin around and start marching toward the water.
rin sighs behind you. “here we go.”
the girl blinks. “uh…”
“they’ll survive.”
you hear her excuse herself quickly after that, leaving the two of you alone again except for the ocean wind and your building irritation.
rin catches up easily, matching your pace. “what’s your problem?”
“you let her flirt with you.”
“i answered three questions.”
“you enjoyed it.”
“i’d rather drown.”
you stop ankle-deep in the freezing water and narrow your eyes at him. “maybe i should.”
rin deadpans immediately, “don’t start.”
but you’re already wading deeper.
the water climbs past your knees, then your thighs. rin stays on shore for exactly five seconds before muttering, “for fuck’s sake,” and following after you.
you hear the splash of him approaching while dramatically stumbling farther out.
“rin—” you gasp theatrically, throwing your arms around. “the current—”
“there is no current.”
“i’m being swept away—”
“you’re standing.”
you decide to commit to the bit anyway and throw yourself backward into the water with an exaggerated splash.
rin grabs your arm instantly and hauls you upright with frightening ease. “can you not fake drown for attention for one day?”
instead of answering, you splash a huge wave of water directly into his face.
rin stands there dripping seawater, blinking slowly.
you burst into laughter.
his expression doesn’t change at all. somehow that makes it worse. “you’re annoying,” he says finally.
“you came after me though.”
“you would’ve actually drowned out of spite.”
“awww, you know me so well!”
rin stares at you for a long moment before dragging you closer by the wrist.
“you’re lucky i’m used to your psychotic episodes.”
but he still pulls you against his chest afterward, holding you there while the waves crash around your legs like he never planned to let go in the first place.
sae ver shidou ver kaiser ver
A/N. crashing out lowkey. anyways i also made a kaiser version next
SYNOPSIS. he pisses you off so what do you do? jump off a bridge of course!
PAIRINGS. crazy! shidou ryusei x even crazier! reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. very unhinged, jealousy, petnames, dark humor, slightly suggestive, shidou is the warning, crack, swearing
“you were flirting with her.”
shidou ryusei looks genuinely delighted by your anger.
“what, the cashier?” he laughs, walking backward in front of you across the bridge. “baby, she asked if i wanted the receipt.”
“and you said yes with bedroom eyes.”
“i have bedroom eyes sweetheart.”
you glare harder.
the city lights ripple across the river below while shidou grins at you like this is the greatest thing that’s happened to him all week. which only makes you angrier.
“you smiled at her.”
“i smile at serial killers too.”
“she touched your hand.”
“she handed me change!”
“she wanted you carnally.”
shidou throws his head back laughing so loudly a couple across the bridge glance over nervously. “god, you’re insane. c’mere.”
he reaches for you, still smiling, but you smack his hand away.
“no. go date receipt girl.”
“aw, don’t be like that.” he tilts his head, pink eyes bright with amusement. “you know you’re my favorite psycho.”
you scoff dramatically and climb onto the bridge railing.
that gets his attention immediately. “oi.”
“you don’t care about me anyway.”
“i literally bought you mozzarella sticks ten minutes ago.”
“those were pity sticks.”
shidou starts laughing again, but there’s a tiny edge underneath it now. “get down.”
you glance at the river below.
then jump.
for one glorious second there’s silence.
then—
“WHAT THE FUCK—”
you hit the water hard enough to sting, plunging under before kicking back up to the surface laughing hysterically.
above you, shidou appears over the edge of the bridge, eyes blown wide in disbelief.
then, to absolutely nobody’s surprise, he breaks into a manic grin.
“HOLY SHIT!
and jumps after you.
he crashes into the river nearby with a huge splash, surfacing immediately and grabbing your shoulders. “you crazy little— are you hurt?!”
you answer by dramatically gagging and wrapping yourself around him.
“ryuseiii…” you wheeze. “i’m dying…”
“you’re literally smiling.”
you pull him underwater anyway.
shidou sputters violently when you force him under for a few seconds, both of you thrashing around like lunatics before you finally let go.
he comes back up coughing.
then he goes completely still.
water drips down his face while he stares at you with an expression that slowly melts into something dangerously thrilled.
“…again,” he says breathlessly.
you blink. “what?”
his grin spreads wider, borderline unhinged now. “that was kinda hot. do it again”
“oh my god, you’re disgusting!”
“you tried to drown me a little.” he wipes water from his mouth, laughing. “that’s romance.”
you splash him directly in the face.
he laughs harder.
you splash him again.
he lunges for you immediately, dragging you against him while both of you nearly go under again, laughing like absolute idiots in the middle of the river while distant strangers on the bridge debate whether or not to call emergency services.
sae ver rin ver kaiser ver
A/N. idek, this is probably my favourite. shidou is very fun to write
SYNOPSIS. he pisses you off so what do you do? jump out a moving car of course!
PAIRINGS. tired! itoshi sae x crazy! reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. we a bit unhinged, but sae loves us, jealousy, crack, dark humor
the car is silent— thick, suffocating, full of things unsaid. streetlights smear gold across the dashboard while itoshi sae drives with one hand on the wheel, jaw tight enough to crack teeth.
you’re glaring out the window. “she was basically in your lap,” you mutter.
“she asked for directions.”
“she asked for your number with her eyes.”
sae exhales through his nose, exhausted. “you’re unbelievable.”
“and yet you keep dating me.”
“that’s the problem.”
the words sting more than they should. you look at him sharply, expecting irritation, but his expression is just tired. not cruel. worse. fond and exhausted at the same time.
“you know,” he says, voice flat, “normal people don’t start glaring at strangers because they stood too close to their boyfriend.”
“she touched your arm.”
“she breathed oxygen near me. should i file a report?”
you scoff and fold your arms tighter, pouting in the other direction. he glances over for half a second, enough to soften.
“you’re insane,” he says quietly.
“but you love me.”
a pause.
“…unfortunately.”
you grin despite yourself. he notices and rolls his eyes, fighting his own smile.
traffic slows near your apartment. the car is barely moving now, crawling forward. petty irritation sparks in your chest again when you remember that girl leaning toward him, laughing too loud.
fine. if he wants “normal” then you’ll give him a problem.
before sae can react, you unlock the door and shove it open. “what are you—”
you jump.
it’s far from dramatic. the car’s moving slow enough that you mostly just hit the pavement ugly, skinning your palms and knees as you tumble sideways with a yelp.
“¡oh dios mío—”
brakes screech.
sae is out of the car instantly, face drained of color as he storms toward you.
“what the hell is wrong with you?” he snaps, grabbing your shoulders hard enough to check you’re real. “are you hurt? can you stand? did you hit your head?”
you’re sitting in the street trying not to laugh. his eyes are wide. so unlike him.
and that’s what makes you crack.
a wheeze escapes you first, then full laughter. sae stares at you like he might actually kill you. “you jumped out of a moving car.”
“you should see your face—”
“i’m serious.”
“so am i,” you gasp between laughs. “you love me soooo bad.”
sae swears under his breath, pressing his forehead briefly against yours in shaky relief.
“…i need a break.”
shidou ver rin ver kaiser ver
A/N. these were so fun to write i’ve already written all 3… but you give will have to be patient for the others (mainly because i don’t know what to post afterwards LOL) oh to have someone care for me as much as my fantasy 2d men
what first..
tired! sae x crazy!reader
unimpressed! rin x crazy!reader
crazy! shidou x even crazier!reader
rubbing my hands and waiting for who to write first.. (will be drabbles and not full fics)
UNHINGED TEXTS WITH RIN PT.2!
PAIRINGS. adult! itoshi rin x reader (established relationship)
WARNING. crack, suggestive, dark & weird humor, injury mention, minor food play, author gradually loses their mind, pet names, rin is rich
pt.1
SYNOPSIS. to you, it’s simply a way of grounding yourself. a means to distraction. to him, you’re destroying yourself. he makes you promise, but you never took it seriously. maybe you should’ve.
PAIRINGS. itoshi rin x reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. blood, suicidal tendencies, s€lf-harm, arguments, familial issues, swearing, angst, lots of it. hurt/minor comfort, everyone is traumatised in their own way.. swearing, slightly ooc
prepare for angst in the next fic 😋
SYNOPSIS. rin can get rather overprotective and possessive when it comes to you…
PAIRINGS. itoshi rin x reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. overprotective/possessive tendencies, fluff, minor angst, sweet domestic moments, insecurities, slightly ooc, cuddling & kissing
emotionally constipated king?
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SYNOPSIS. you ignore him while going through an episode. even if he won’t admit it, he’s worried and tries to help
PAIRINGS. michael kaiser x reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. depressive episode, implied mental health issues, hurt/comfort, kisses & cuddles, kaiser doesn’t really know what he’s doing, slightly ooc
SYNOPSIS. they catch you hurting yourself
PAIRINGS. nagireo x reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. polyamory relationship, arguments, s€lf-harm, swearing, implied mental health issues, hurt/comfort, slightly ooc, possessiveness
ya’ll, give me some prompts or ideas on why to write… i have some drafts for the next few posts but idk what to do after that help… (me and my 20 unfinished drafts)
no guarantee i’ll write them but the ideas will be helpful!
SYNOPSIS. you’re unbelievably clumsy, and you bruise easy. when you’re with someone like rin, it’s not a good combo
PAIRINGS. itoshi rin x klutz!reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. unrealistic bruising, minor blood & bruises, lack of self-care, hurt/comfort, cuddles & kisses, slightly ooc, rin is a worry wart
SYNOPSIS. “what would you do if i jumped and killed myself right now?” OR he starts to notice your lack of care for your own life.
PAIRINGS. itoshi rin x reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. dark humor, blood, passive suicidal tendencies, lack of self-care, implied mental health issues & trauma, kisses, hurt/comfort, slightly ooc, rin cares
SYNOPSIS. affection and aftercare after an intense night
PAIRINGS. aged-up! ryusae x reader (established relationship)
WARNINGS. polyamory relationship, suggestive, implied sub/dom dynamics, hickeys, possessive behaviour, cuddles & kisses, pet names, slightly ooc