Emmett Cullen Dating a Black Girl Would Include
headcanon for @emmettjasper
- Neither of you need to eat anymore but you still cook the foods you loved as a human because the sound and smell of chicken frying in the pan reminds you of your mama and grandma. You mostly make it for Renesmee and Jacob who loves fried chicken and potato salad. Sometimes Emmett will watch as you move around the kitchen and sample the food before realizing that venom and sweet potato pie do NOT mix
- He’s fascinated by your hair and goes around sniffing your hair products. You tend to be a little too messy when you hunt so he helps wash the blood out of your hair and helps conditions it. Will also help twist it for you but you think he does it so he can play in the curling cream
- You’re still new to the family, having joined a few months after the events of Breaking Dawn (but you’ve been a vampire much longer than that), so you have a little trouble adjusting to the Cullen diet. Who wants to eat elk for the rest of eternity when humans are born everyday? But you suck it up anyway because you love Emmett.
- You hunt down active Klan members and Nazis and wipe out their savings, something you’ve been doing for over a century. You’ve built up quite a bit of wealth over the years
- As much as you love Alice she’s a little too high strung for you so Bella is a little more your speed. She’s pretty chill and you love talking about books with her, but when you want to shop and have a good time you go to Alice.
- You and Emmett making fun of Edward and Bella’s sex life or making fun of them in general.
- For instance when Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire came on the actor who played Cedric Diggory looked JUST LIKE EDWARD. He saw no resemblance. “Dude, are you sure you were an only child?” “Yes Y/N I’m sure.” “If you’re sure then,” you replied and pretended to sip your imaginary tea
- Emmett and Jasper teaching you to play video games. He’s so proud when you beat Jasper.
- Alice driving you up the wall when she plans yours and Emmett’s wedding. When she asked you, Bella was standing right behind her shaking vigorously and telling you to run, but you accepted. After all, how bad could it be?
- As you found out, extremely. She never let up and bought up the wedding at the most inconvenient of times. While you were hunting. Being boo’d up with your man. Calls in the middle of date nights.
- Since vampires didn’t need sleep or breaks, she was able to plan the wedding in under a month, dress, guest list and decorations included.
- Your oldest friends were surprised that you married a white man, but were happy for you either way and they adopted Emmett as their own. Happy endings all around, your best friend Jacqueline found love with Emmett’s oldest friend Rosalie.
- You guys go to various museums and you find old pictures of you and your siblings in an exhibit. Pictures of the women who raised you on the plantation. Written documents from your old slave masters about your development and you get a little emotional. Your family is no longer with you, and you want to do everything in your power to make them proud.
- Emmett bargains with the curators and you have your family back, somewhat
- Emmett attends rallies and marches with you and becomes the vampire equivalent of Chris Evans when it comes to social issues. That’s your lil woke bae.
- LOVES buying you clothes and knows what looks good on you. Will give his honest opinions .
- You really didn’t mean to get in a relationship at all but you couldn’t resist those dimples. He was so charming and kind and kept you laughing. He genuinely cared about you and wanted to make you happy for however long you were in Forks and you ended up staying longer than expected. On the final night of your stay in Forks he begged you not to go and you stayed.
- Deciding to go to Forks was the best thing you ever did and you don’t regret it one bit.
