Zak

I'm just floating through the burning sea life on a boat made of paper!

[teamcoco]

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ICYMI: #Conan, #IceCube, & #KevinHart teach a student driver the fundamentals of the road. With a ton of weed. Link in bio. #ridealong2 #teamcoco

[ovw]

[msslsworld]

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

[fituring]

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

[pornhubcommentsonstockphot-blog1]

[dajo42]

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

[just-shower-thoughts]

The last day of the Olympics should be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball until we have an ultimate champion.

[puregag]

Googled sharknato instead of sharknado; did not disappoint

[persephinae]

they have many current events to discuss

[derelictjet]

They are ready to sink their teeth into global relations

[memewhore]

[shitmystudentswrite]

Pubic

Marriage is a pubic way to show your love for your wife.

[veryraresecrete-deactivated2014]

[memewhore]

[nishe]

“Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it.”

[sageinmybagswag]

If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism

Cornelius Lindsey (via afrochronicles)

[100493503004422]

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

[hummingbird-hooligan]

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

[100493503004422]

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

[collegelifecrisis]

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

[dejanentendu]

I almost spit out my water

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

words i use in every sentence:

no

stop

dude

literally

like

seriously

fuck

[the-amity-affucktion]

That’s a sentence right there

[unfortunatelyonlyhuman-deactiva]

Forwards and backwards

[gaeans]

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

[hipster-trichster]

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

[lonelycoast]