darling, dearest, dead

anya | asoue sideblog | makes edits sometimes

[snckt]

a very happy birthday to mr daniel handler ! 🎉🤍🫡

[beatricebidelaire]

[slowspinningredemption]

lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events (for adult readers)

the cavernous conference room

the terrible teams call

the sinister spreadsheet

the barbarous bank balance

the eerie emails

the belated bills

the gruesome grocery shop

the malicious meal plan

the woeful website

the mysterious malaise

the dreadful deadline

the perilous prices

the nefarious newsfeed

[plasticnaturedraws]

Violet!!

[he-wears-fine-things-well]

the biggest mystery in all of asoue is why bertrand and beatrice baudelaire, two very obviously clever and smart people, chose such an absolute moron to handle their money, estate, and kids

[jackalsraised]

Esmé Squalor - Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events, s02e04, The Ersatz Elevator Part Two

[villiarty]

A Series of Unfortunate Events | 1.02

[capricciosso]

“I don’t see the harm in getting our hopes up,” Klaus said. “I could use a little bit of hope right now.”

[olxwxa]

LIST OF THINGS THAT MAKE MY HEART FEEL SOMETHING.

Sarah Rue as Olivia Caliban in "A Series of Unfortunate Events" (Season 2) "in a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be difficult to stay true to one's philosophical and literary principles." i wholeheartedly agree. "all decent people do."

[swim-forthemusic]

picspams:  Emily Browning as Violet Baudelaire in A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

There's always something.

[swim-forthemusic]

picspams:  A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) + The Baudelaire Siblings

It fills us with pride to know that no matter what happens in this life, that you three will take care of each other, with kindness and bravery and selflessness, as you always have.

[rhaenyrastormborn]

I told you I’d do that one last time.

[olxwxa]

OLIVIA CALIBAN A Series of Unfortunate Events | 2x01 "The Austere Academy: Part One"

[fiona-widdershins]

female awesome meme: [7/20] female dynamics → Violet and Sunny Baudelaire

How did you get to be so brave?

[noorasaertre]

adulthood stuff

[hawkaye]

Many things have been taken from the Baudelaires since they lost their parents and their home. One of those things is their privacy, so… instead of telling you about the few shared moments between two friends on a chilly afternoon halfway up a frozen waterfall, I will offer the eldest Baudelaire this courtesy and… allow her to keep some moments to herself.

[mamsellechosette24601]

sometimes life is about making it as lemony snickety as you can