in this house (feelings hahaha)

Klaus. 24. they/them/he. Canadian. already in Tumblr for years but made a new account just for funnies - might write some fics too. btw leave my spinal cord alone it’s where my love for sleep token grows

[klausinamarink]

my name is Klaus and thank you for stumbling upon my blog! on here, you can find me posting frequently stuff about stranger things, sleep token, the locked tomb, and various miscellaneous stuff that I like sometimes.

while i don’t mind anyone going through my tumblr, i do heavily advise any minors not to interact as I do reblog and write some NSFW content. Otherwise you will be blocked, no exceptions.

Ao3 | Bluesky

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#klaus loves this fic - I read a fic on tumblr/reposted for ao3 that makes me go hogwild and see stars. also counts as a fic rec.

#klaus writes - for sharing my fics on tumblr or what I posted on ao3.

#klaus answers - when I answer stuff from my inbox.

[turnipoddity]

not me

[grumfy]

Theseus and The Minotaur

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[wifemoji]

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

[wifemoji]

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[berlynn-wohl]

I've seen a lot of posts over the years about accidentally staying up until 3 AM reading a slow-burn fic on AO3 just waiting for them to touch pinkies, but I never see posts about my AO3 experience, which is going to bed tired and falling dead asleep in the middle reading of the most intense unhinged dick-slobbering ass-pounding fuckfest imaginable. Is that just me?

[berlynn-wohl]

@woman-respecter you get it

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[arctic-hands]

[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]

[spaceofentropy]

One correction:

The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".

In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.

[something-existing-somewhere]

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[gender-thief2]

me watching phm: haha i bet tumblr is gonna want ryan gosling to fuck the rock

me now: they have such a deep bond it transcends platonic or romantic, they’re soulmates who somehow met against all odds, they have nothing and everything in common. also the rock would fuck him not the other way around.

[vitabreva]

[shrugsinchinese]

Rocky was in space for 50 years of course the recuperation period is long and hard

[nocturneandbone]

double exposure of the full moon on 35mm film

[prguitarman]

Happy birthday Usagi 🌙✨🎂

[yesornopolls]

Elon Musk loses trillionaire status as SpaceX and Tesla stock drops

Falling shares push tech mogul back down to billionaire ranks after SpaceX IPO made him world’s first trillionaire

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Reblog to make it drop faster

[orcboxer]

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

[orcboxer]

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.