hopeless critter

klee, 24, they/them. books & cats. critical role spoilers. i graduated college & now i’m here. i shitpost on twitter @kleeeee23

[todaysbat]

[figmentforms-the-human]

💖🦇💖

[demilypyro]

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

[demilypyro]

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

[joey-wheeler-official]

yeah but they wont hold forever…

[demilypyro]

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

[grad-school-fool]

Wow Bastille really knew what they were talking about when they wrote Pompeii, huh? Many days sure have fallen away with nothing to show and I sure am having a hard time being an optimist in the face of the world falling down around me!

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[a-maiz-ing]

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

[slashercatz]

he sounds like an anime villain

[forever-memes]

[ophanic]

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

[luckysovreign]

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

[jeaniefranklins]

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

[roboco-san]

instead of whatever the hell that was, creulla should have spent like 20 minutes laying groundwork with scenes of her pampered and privileged childhood w/ voiceover from cruella like "my childhood was so hard. my parents couldn't afford luxury or nice things" and she's totally sincere but the video makes is clear that by "couldn't afford luxury" she means "couldn't afford more luxury" and her standard for comparison is her like, equally extravagantly wealthy neighbors or smth and then after that the rest of the movie is about her horribly evil and unethical rise through the fashion industry but we keep the unreliable narration w/ her internal justifications for why she's the good guy, actually

[galemalio]

Op has the right idea.

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[gumi-megpoidd]

Here's a site that has literally every official (and most UA) dnd stuff

including the books and campaigns

and you can add homebrew

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Hey rb this!!!

[suriandtaal]

@chitratxt​

[kleeeee23]

Sprigg the arcane trickster rogue😌

[grogblogging]

you are not immune to ashley johnson crying

[sparring-spirals]

crying in the early morning hours because a dnd angel barbarian lesbian loves her dead wife and she brought flowers from all over to lay at her grave and also to introduce her to her new girlfriend who she loves so, so much

i have so many flowers to bring her

and she did. She finally did.

[slayerscake]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Why The Fuck Would You Do That To Yourself

Watch the entirety of episode 141 live

[kleeeee23]

Keyleth and Vex cuddling Vax’s armor 😭😭😭

[kleeeee23]

love the amount of times travis rp’ed shoving a corpse into the bag of holding during c1

[katriaraden]

[katriaraden]

[stickandthorn]

“what? Favoritism? Me? Never…” the Wildmother says as she gently hands Caduceus his third miraculous divine intervention (and his second in two weeks) with a big hug and a “ask for whatever you want whenever you want sweetie, I’ve got new fungi waiting for you at the grove when you get back.”  the rest of her clerics, looking on in disgust as they attempt to scrape as much use out of their low level healing word as they can: yeah thanks mom.