the bog blog

Currently either drinking or wishing I was drinking chamomile tea | I speak a lot of languages | accidentally started a stamp collection | mutuals get smooched full-on their beautiful mouths

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[anphivenas]

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

[gliscor]

"If I was orpheus I wouldn't turn around " then you're not orpheus. NEXT

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was blown to a smithereen, just the one

[theonion]

[redstonedust]

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

[haunting-kind-of-high]

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

[redstonedust]

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

[shadowmoses]

sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?

[shadowmoses]

why is this its instant reply if it can't find the info you're asking for. imagine if their real life employees also did this. what is going on

[misscammiedawn]

[passionpeachy]

*tearing my shirt off, groaning and twisting painfully like I'm about to turn into a werewolf* I need a kissy

[kosmogrl]

[evaporites]

Asked the girls if they wanted to bang out some tunes for Neil today.

[45percenterthen]

caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

[45percenterthen]

come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate

[jkottke]

Ha, Improved Relative Time lets you ditch BC and AD for designations like ABW (After Barbed Wire), BHCS (Before High Carbon Steel), AIP (After iPhone), and ASCR (After Supersonic Combusting Ramjet). No ATSDB (After Trial-Size Dove Bar) tho…

[luciacaminoz]

*tugs you around by our red string of fate like you’re a dog on a leash*

[desimonewayland]

Barbara Regina Dietzsch (German, 1706 - 1783)

Dandelion about 1755

Brush and watercolor and opaque watercolor, on parchment with gold framing

The Getty

[pawbeanies]

guards !!!! take them to the Dungeon !!! no not the. not the Sex Dungeon. yes. the Regular Dungeon sorry i should've specified

[the-forest-library]

I like how the lack of spacing here implies that the helpline is there for those addicted to eating raw flour, dough, or batter, like a gambling helpline or something

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[bloopdydooooo]

[ID: a reply from tumblr user skenpiel at says, "really really really bad russian sniper shamefully reporting back to his boss" /End ID]