SideKlo

Like Sideboob but SideKlo. I reblog whatever pleases me here.  [I'm an American with an obsession for Sweden sorry not sorry]. All my humor is in my tags, please read them. Links: Mainblog | About | Luk does the best art

[klomonx2]

I HAVE NO MONEY TO SPARE, IM SORRY. MY TUMBLR HAS LESS THAN 5 ACTIVE FOLLOWERS WHO ARE ALL POORER THAN ME. I AM NOT REBLOGGING ANY DONATION OR MUTUAL AIDE POSTS. IM SORRY. PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME OR SEND AN ASK. I donate when I can to many charities, I pay friends rents, and I've been scammed on this site. I cant take it anymore. I cant save people every month to my detriment. Im so sorry. Im blocking accounts now.

[roswellsoup]

four trans people walk into a movie theater …

[dogpuppy]

[itsexclusive]

[lildcard]

Draw me as one of your wallachian baddies.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

you motherfuckers gotta start writing out the names of these fucking shows. i can't take another post talking about the reveal that's so good in the new season of WINWTBVASGS

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

with that said, i will set an example for others to follow. did you all enjoy last night's new episode of What?? I Never Wanted To Be Virginia's Sexiest General Solicitor!!

[letomills]

Download: SFS / Google Drive

Outfits (mostly swimwear) for AM-EM Trans Momma Lisa. The meshes have fat and preg morphs, with blockfeet and sexyfeet versions when applicable (don't forget to choose one mesh per outfit). The recolors are BSOK'd. Full details under the cut.

Note: all of these outfits will look best on sims who have skins made for trans sims (like the set from this post or any of the billion others I have in this section).

DeeDee 4t2 Swim Bikini Halter

Textures converted by @deedee-sims here.

Categorized as swimwear. New mesh based on the full-body nude mesh from here (I had to fiddle with the mapping). Polycount: blockfeet: 1,948 // sexyfeet: 6,530.

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DeeDee 4t2 Swim Bikini Halter Shorts Tight

Same bikini top as above + 4t2 EP07 Shorts Tight converted by @deedee-sims here.

Categorized as swimwear. Polycount: blockfeet: 2,214 // sexyfeet: 6,796.

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RentedSpace 3t2 Peek-a-boo Swimsuit

Textures converted by @rented-space here (I edited the black one to be more black).

Categorized as swimwear. Another new mesh based on the full-body nude mesh from here (more fiddling with the mapping). Polycount: blockfeet: 1,948 // sexyfeet: 6,530.

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RentedSpace 3t2 Peek-a-boo Swimsuit Flip-Flops

Same swimsuits as above + 4t2 Kumikya Denim Shorts Ripped textures converted by @deedee-sims + flip-flops from tfbodysurfer.

Categorized as everyday. Polycount: 2,176.

I asked my brother if this outfit looked like shorts over a giant full-body thong and he was like 🤷‍♂️ kinda but people do wear stuff like that. He's usually much more critical so who knows, your sims might love it.

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RentedSpace 3t2 Romantic Flower Undies

Textures converted by @rented-space here.

Categorized as underwear and not particularly summery but I guess summer is a perfectly fine season to be wearing underwear. Same full-body nude mesh as here. I actually made some small improvements so you'll want to delete the old one if you have it (I updated the download on that post today as well). Polycount: blockfeet: 1,948 // sexyfeet: 6,530.

[prokopetz]

Reading the dev notes for Mina the Hollower has been a pretty stark reminder to consider the practical reasons for creative decisions. I was all "okay, but what are we really saying by making the protagonist a mouse", and then the devs are like "yeah, the main reason she's a mouse is because GBC-style sprites are tiny and her bigass ears make it easy for the player to tell which direction she's facing".

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[confield]

If you're cohabitating with your partner for over like a year and a half this is genuinely what it's like. Atp I just go "a lot of deaths for a tour!" if I'm thinking something that I'm sure my gf is also thinking

[unimportant-ramblings]

[kokoko-sir]

I see no difference❤️

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[rad-roche]

i have developed a life-altering addiction to picross

[rad-roche]

thank you @tycho-9000 for recommending squeakross! i've been really enjoying it. it's a puzzle game where solving the picross gives you furniture for your tiny animal crossing house, which is an incredibly lethal combo on two fronts

and various options for accessibilicheese