brain rotting television enthusiast🔥

this is my secret online alter ego i am a girl of far too many words hence why my tags are aggressively long winded and not even remotely thought out🙏 I AM QUEER if that wasn’t obvious x

[poison-ur-nightmare]

THE CINEMATICS? THEIR SONG? THE VISUALS? SHOWING SHANE AND ILYA IN THAT MOMENT? THE LAST SENTENCE??? THIS SHOW IS A MASTERPIECE GIVE ME 10 SEASONS OF IT!!

[shencomix]

[vampirementality]

i've said it before and i'll keep saying it:

the smart move with Steve would've been to give him a Bisexual Realization Arc, starting in s4 with realizing he has a crush on Eddie, coming to terms with it in s5 with Robin's support, and then ending up with an epilogue boyfriend.

[kloppenheimer]

yaoi always wins

[thememedaddy]

[kloppenheimer]

i want this

[birdship]

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

[soft-likethesunset]

because it's officially the holiday season, i'd like to say a very merry christmas to the original queerbait of all time

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[reggiethekat]

[kloppenheimer]

just reminding you that mentally and biologically steve was the youngest avenger in the core 6

my little tiny newborn baby😓

[draconym]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[kloppenheimer]

i used to always say as a kid that when i was a rich adult i would pay for me and everyone i love to get regular full body scans and check ups😓

now im an adult im just broke and chronically ill and no one will diagnose me

[kloppenheimer]

https://www.tumblr.com/kloppenheimer/768797764032380928/rewatching-black-sails-for-the-hundredth-time?source=share

where are you re-watching it

oh my god this is from so long ago i’m so sorry!!!

at the time i was rewatching it via pirating but since then i have watched it on mgm+ which if you have prime is around £6 on top of your subscription already, but i believe they give it to you for £2 roughly for the first couple of months!

[kloppenheimer]

If i don’t see at least ONE openly queer character in Doomsday I will fucking explode. And I don’t mean mentioning their queerness in passing, I mean an actual LGBTQ+ character that is still just a normal character who just happens to fancy another gender.

I’m sick of this delusional rhetoric that marvel “can’t show homosexuality because then some countries will cut it out”. SO LET THEM CUT IT OUT. Like boo hoo, sucks for them i guess?

Marvel isn’t going to be losing any money over it, they are MULTI-BILLION dollar company. They will be FINE.

How have we had alien/human sexual and romantic relationships but not queer ones? If a character resembling an ANIMAL can kiss a human but we can’t have a gay on screen kiss then maybe we have lost the plot and there actually is no hope.

[dogpuppy]

[treecitysessions]

[penisparker-2000]

things you get when you become captain america:

-the shield

-boyfriendship of bucky barnes

-big tiddies

-a bunch of unnecessary drama

[tooeasilyobsessed]

thinking about sam “words of affirmation” wilson and bucky “acts of service” barnes again

[theladyphantom]

Captain America is SUPER gay

Just finished the Captain America movie and when I tell you that it was gay as fu…

Ain’t no way Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes were not in love, there’s no way bro

“But he’s in love with Peggy!” Anyone named ‘Peggy’ is NOT interested in men lemme tell u

She’s literally a lesbian, her name is a description of her sexuality dude

Also, Captain America literally stormed an entire magical Nazi base single handedly with his shield the size of a dinner plate bcs Bucky was captured

Like—

"They captured my boyfriend! I'm going to go storm a magical nazi base single handedly in red white and blue tights and a flimsy shield the size of a dinner plate to go save him!"

"Steve don't do that,"

AND HE FREAKIN DID IT

Not to mention when Bucky “dies” and he’s ready to sacrifice himself? He was not doing that to be a hero my mans was depressed cuz his himbo boyfriend died

"They killed Bucky,"

"I'm sorry Steve,"

"I'm going to go crash a plane into the base that the person who killed him had lived in and most likely die bcs I don't want to live without him"

"Steve give us like ten minutes and we can find another solution without you dying--"

"Too late I crashed the plan"

"Steve wtf”

Don’t be a coward marvel drop the yaoi now

[kloppenheimer]

and then same again for another like four movies tbh

(destroying his reputation for bucky,

losing his freedom for bucky,

risking his life for bucky.)

but no, no, he is in love with peggy???? the woman who DIED and was married with a happy family…?????