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[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[zelovinit]

GUYS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS TESTING OM TRANS PEOPLE

[zelovinit]

GUYS IF THIS ISNT REBLOGGED IT WONT FUCKING BE SEEN.

[arandomshotinthedark]

The Federal Bureau of Prisons Is Running a Conversion Therapy Program. We Must Not Let It Stand. 

On February 19, 2026, the Federal Bureau of Prisons issued a new policy on the “Management of Inmates with Gender Dysphoria.” The title soun

Kingdom v. Trump | American Civil Liberties Union

Three transgender people currently incarcerated in federal custody have filed a class action lawsuit against the Trump Administration and th

[scramratz]

Does the yearning ever stop?

Pray that it doesn’t

[chipsprites]

E̛̗̼̣͚̠̗͔̗̼͍ͥͫ̈́̈́͋͊̈́ͬͪ̔͗͞͡R̶̶̭̲̯̼̝͙̳ͩͤ̍͑ͩ͛̏̏̒̏ͬ̃̾̀̚͘ͅR̴̴̫̮̩͇̟̼͍͍̪̘̳̩̲̤̺̫͖̪ͧ̓ͮ̆͊ͨ̒͌͗͘͝O̴̵̡̥͉̹̣̫̮͇̣͕̻̙͚͍̯̠̎̃͊̈̀ͨ͋͌̋̋͘R̎ͧ͛ͪ͋͒̀͝҉̧͏̤̠͎̝̺̰͖:̢̯̟̰̣͍̩̙̈͐͌̎͋ͭͥͯ̊ͦͧͧ͊ͨͬ̎̀͊̓͢͞͝ ̴̛̈̔́̓̌͂̆͘҉͓͉̲̪̱͎͚̼͍̺̱̳͇̀ͅF̵̛͊̌̌̆̅̂͛̅ͤ̇͌̏͋̀͏̳͍̹͎̺͈ͅI̅ͩ̋̊͐̽̃̀̆̅ͪ͆͑̂̓̉̉͟͡͏̠̣͚̤͔͚̺̤̱̟̪̳͍̥L̺̯̙̠̻̓̿̈́͆́E̴̶͙̝̪͔̜͈̩̭̮̤̱͖͙ͣͯͮͣ̓̆̀̔̈́̐ͪ̓͆͜ͅ ̸ͯ͂̆̕͜҉̜̘̱̼̱̣̲̩N̅ͩͯ̈̍ͮ̉͏̙̘͉̝̠́Ǫ̴̲̩̰͙̉̉ͩ̎ͪ̾̓̋̓ͦ̏͋ͩͤͯͣ̈̕͟ͅT̶͎̭͚̠̟͙̙͙͛ͤ̀͂ͥͥͤͤͥ̀̊͑̑̑ͩ̒̏̋̏͢ ̟̪̰̣͌̆ͤͫ̋̈͑̉̔ͩ͐͂͞͠F̴̜̖̲̦͖͇̲̗̞̣͋̒ͤ͋͆̑̌̿͐̃̈́͆͡O̧̧̤͍̼̙̹ͣ̀ͣͫ̓ͯ̾͐̾̅̀̇̓͜͡U̩̩̗͔̞̝̪̲̞̱͓͑̾̈́ͧ͂̑ͪ̄̏ͧͨ́̃ͥ̕͡N̛͇̙̞̩̬̘͉̬͖̻̺͇ͧ͐̋ͬ̑ͣͮͩͪ̎̅̄̔̿̾̚͢͠D̛͈͎̹̥̳͔̱ͬ̄ͦ͑̍̐̂̑̄̈́ͨ̽̾ͤ̂̈̀̋ͫ̀͢͡!̿̄ͥ͐̈̆͐҉̮͚͇͚̦̝̝̫̪̝͜ ۞̴̛̣̯̖̭̫̳̬̮͔̙̫̼͖̙̻̤̘̬̉ͬ͛͌͒̒ͪ͐̔̔͠ ~

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the swordfish does not know she is named for an instrument of war. we do not know her heart. perhaps she is in truth a creature of peace

[terra-nightgale]

arn't swordfish literally predatory fish?

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

we just can't know that for certain. we don't know

[dreamstars]

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[slut4margiela]

[reshidei]

water before coffee - the world is sweet like toffee

coffee before water - one thousand years of slaughter

[plumslices]

Floret link necklace by Irene Neuwirth

18K Yellow gold, tourmaline, and diamonds

$150,900

[hovfire]

we need to normalize kung fu masters saying shit like "our school doesn't use such techniques" and explaining their flaws instead of just calling them evil wrong and foolish because i'm fighting this demonic path guy right now and he's not seeming foolish

[pointnclick]

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[charlesoberonn]

Sci-fi: Credits?

Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?

Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?

Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?

Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.

Sci-fi: . . . Crystals?

Fantasy: Crystals!

Sci-fi: Crystals!

Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫

[charlesoberonn]

Fantasy: Princesses?

Sci-fi: Princesses! Ancient civilizations?

Fantasy: Ancient civilizations! Dashing rogues?

Sci-fi: Dashing rogues! Non-human people?

Fantasy: Non-human people! . . . Sexy non-human people?

Sci-fi: *wiggles eyebrows* Sexy non-human people.

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[moon-grub]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[nerdragons-hoard]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[bearie]

fucking idiot