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@knifedealler-official
I have knives and I will stab
bit more lore ig: This character is an elder god that has been around since before time, space, and light. was given purpose by early humans and just rolled with it
just taggin some people so that I can like, exist
@thee0ne-with-rabies @the-principality-of-sealand @official-the-united-states
uhh off the top of my head thats what I got lol
giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH
oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning
no no, you did good
guys it’s ten days away i swear every year it trends earlier and earlier it’ll be 2078 and christmas eve and everyone will be like “yknow what’s soon…”
it takes a lot of time to make sure everyone is properly prepared okay
you can now buy tickets into hell, wait in a long line and stab Caesar (once) for the ides of march!
dont forget to collect your complimentary knife on the way down
The ides draw near
one must obtain a knife before it arrives
I think I have an ego problem
I love making people mad at me I love it so so so much. I love trying to make people snap at me. This is probably. A bad thing but ohhh my goddd
I mean, depending on what kind of mad at you, its not really that big of a problem, its only a problem if its causing active harm or something. but like, doing stupid shit in a game is perfectly fine in the long run
Oh I don’t really play any games. I mean like. In real life I fight people
ok but like, as long as its not gonna cause active harm its fine I suppose
I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian
mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy
mmmm you want to eat me don't you?
I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you
SHOVE ME INSIDE
DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH
*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*
TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN
SHOVE ME DEEPER
DEEPER IT IS
*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*
BITE ME HARDER MOMMY
*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*
HOWS THAT????
HARDER AND DEEPER
*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*
I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER
JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE
IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN
*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*
COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE
WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN
@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW
*fucking dies*
ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN
WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA
I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up
Do it coward.
A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame
investing at 320 notes.
also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess
STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧
dad… what the fuck
DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING
I HAVE A STEPMOM?!
*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*
YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO
YAY! STEPMAMA
@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.
WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY
KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN
WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM
DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY
FUCK YOU-
HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE
GO FUCK YOURSELFF
THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA
THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!
THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN
I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY
THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES
first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭
Great thing to wake up 2
GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗
@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT
NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.
@el-the-arthole @sewing-threatx3 @sewingthreat3bu @toastpostsig @theknightofsolice @scholar-the-genius-anon @tibbit-bun82 @crazedidiothere @3rte @the-watcher-of-nothing @ilovechickennuggetzz @birdlistening2music IF I MUST BE CURSED WITH GAZING MINE EYES UPON THIS SHITSHOW THEN THIS CURSE SHALL BE SHARED
what the fuck did i just witness.
Why the fuck are you here.
WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???
Heavy sigh.
why are you saying heavy sigh
you could just sigh in general
Heavier sigh.
can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?
/JKJKJKJKJ
If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy
THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS
its be scared or be horny.
And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house
hey. what. what happened here.
Why are you asking like we all know
its fucking tumblr
STOP FUCKING TUMBLR
WHY NOT HUH
WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR
FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE
IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE
DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH
..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????
MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN
OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.
A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP
...
....you like watching people fuck?
WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-
*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*
which canada
*Canada, England.*
WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED
RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS
No One.. bbg you gotta embrace it. Embrace it with your ass
Fine pookie, daddy will do it for you kitten whiskers
good boy
Mmh call me that again baby
Ofc.. good boy
Thanks babe
Ofc anything for you
i love you pookie
I love you too bbg
mmmh... WAIT. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE? GET THE FUCK OUT POOKIE
IM SORRY! THERE WERE SO MANY PEOPLE I THOUGHT IT’D BE OK! IM SORRY POOKIE
BBG IT'S OKAY! NO NEED TO SAY SORRY BBG! JUST GET THE FUCK OUT PLEASE BBG
ILL GO ILL GO HAVE A NICE DAY
YES YOU WILL BEAUTIFUL BABY
YES YES BYE!!
BYE BYE CUTIEPIE
the glory of seeing people go wtf then getting to see like twice as much content
What the actual genuine literal fuck happened here /pos
Jesus Christ what the hell is going on
w-what the fuck guys
@ieatmacbooks Child you must see this x3
HEY THAT'S MY CHILD!!
bob bobington is my child, right @ieatmacbooks ?
No way, @ieatmacbooks is also MY step child!
WELL THAT'S GOING TO BE MY CHILD NOW BECAUSE I'M KIDNAPPING THEM
WHAT? NO DON’T STEAL MY STEP CHILD *eats you
YEAHH EAT ME EAT ME NOW
BET *scurries away with your arm in my mouth
*grows a new arm*
I'M ARMED AGAIN
this felt…illegal to read i don’t think i should be reading this im scared
I need bleach, does anyone have bleach
I don’t sadly I don’t wtf did I witness what the hell
might I suggest the alternative of just slicing the nerve connection between your eyes and brain, certainly less painful and confusing than whatever the fuck I just read
I think I have an ego problem
I love making people mad at me I love it so so so much. I love trying to make people snap at me. This is probably. A bad thing but ohhh my goddd
I mean, depending on what kind of mad at you, its not really that big of a problem, its only a problem if its causing active harm or something. but like, doing stupid shit in a game is perfectly fine in the long run
WHO STABBED CAESAR EARLY?????
Why is Ides of March trending?
It's December
The people yearn for the blades
and I shall supply when the time comes >:3
write your url by only using emojis
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WTF DO I PUT FOR DARE
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hehe
👀🚫🅰️👩🦲
I could solo every single “official” blog, I don’t care how many of them there are. So what if you have the grim reaper, I already fought that guy, won, and came back. Half of them are food and drink I’ll just eat them.
Good luck with me buddy
I’m already fighting one offical version of you
bet you can't beat 2 bills then
the other one’s in two layers of his own personal hell
I could send a lot of “official” blogs to your location, right now
I have all the knives
"The devil works hard but we work harder" wow thanks way to bring up my procrastination problems you jerk
I mean, i have used the phrase "I work hard but the devil works harder" sooo
OKAY WHO OF THE OFFICAL BLOGS ACTUALLY HAS LORE?
GENUINE QUESTION
lore is that @bisexual-engineer-guy introduced me to hardtack and i was so fascinated that i made an officalverse blog about it
wait seriously? Hell yeah!
I really like knives
I'm related to a guy who really didn't like knives.
not after that fateful day that Tumblr seems to love
:) beware the ides of march
OKAY WHO OF THE OFFICAL BLOGS ACTUALLY HAS LORE?
GENUINE QUESTION
lore is that @bisexual-engineer-guy introduced me to hardtack and i was so fascinated that i made an officalverse blog about it
wait seriously? Hell yeah!
I really like knives
Hey yall, i just found my teeth what should I do with em
GIMMIE? PLS?
What the Fuck. Where did you come from.
Hey yall, i just found my teeth what should I do with em
