VALKYRIE

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[mooncakebun]

Ding Tao, Qiao Tianya & Gu Jin trio has my whole heart. Was so happy to introduce them to the Hungarian readers 🫶

Interior artwork for Qiang Jin Jiu hungarian edition Vol.2 🙏

Chapter 51: Marshal

[elesketchii]

squad goals

[rainbow-femme]

Hi yes hello it’s me the local wizard, and I- Ok well “evil” feels like a strong word but yes, that’s me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, that’s my bad. Listen, I didn’t think this through. It didn’t occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.

I know I’m the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. I’m begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I can’t take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I can’t keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. I’ve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. I’m getting nothing done.

I’ll pay you, I’ll grant you wishes, I don’t care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad

[fallenstarworkshop]

This is unironically a great game inspiration

[alleesaur]

the red herring

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[charl0ttan]

older lady customer noticed my name tag and said shes heard of charlene before but never charlotte?? and then i relayed this to a coworker and he said im the only charlotte he knows of?? and he didnt even know charlottes web???? where am i

[charl0ttan]

i told him its a childrens book from like the sixties and he said oh well i didnt grow up in the sixties. sure ig

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[things-that-are-not-true]

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

[powerburial]

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[victusinveritas]

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[aanglican]

world heritage post: avatar femslash fans on livejournal discussing the possibility of a lesbian or bi lead in the legend of korra in 2010, 2 years before the series first aired. four years later, korra and asami walked into the spirit world together holding hands.

happy korrasami day!

[caecilius-est-pater]

This is the diametric opposite of "we popping the biggest bottles when Makorra happens"

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[sanitymakesposts]

Growing up is about finding solutions to problems only you face then forgetting them during a fitful nights rest and having to learn a new Invention on the fly

[only-cat-memes]

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period