Absurdist Anime-Adoring Australian

24/Male/Super Jail 'Australia' Holder of the Waifumancer asterisk I'm Knight of Tigers, fanboy of animu, vidya games, the Best Friends Zaibatsu, Jontron, tabletop roleplaying and pile-bunkers. I'm quite friendly, but I have a tendency to rub people the wrong way, so half-hearted apologies in advance. PLEASE UNDERSTAND. I write a bunch of stupid anime reviews and commentaries every now and again, so check out my Playthroughs and Other Projects page if you're bored and want a sensible chuckle. Forewarnings: This blog contains somewhat dark and/or scathing humour, occasional nsfw material, intentional rustling of jimmies and general smartassery. Take anything I say with a grain of salt, or else the salty one will be YOUUUU. (Yes, I have Skype and Steam; leave an ask if you want those details)

[tamamita]

BNHA fandom drama

[the-g3stalt]

Tsuyu Asui isn’t that good

[tamamita]

[bogleech]

Why does Coca-Cola still constantly make these commercials like they’re magical and special and that giving or receiving a coke is this spiritual experience of human togetherness

Does that actually make people drink more soda? IT’S SODA. We don’t drink it because it’s a precious treat we drink it because it’s almost easier to get than fucking water.

[kaijutegu]

Actually, it does.

Coca Cola was one of the major things we talked about back in my religion, myth, and magic class in college. It doesn’t actually have anything to do with consciously selling Coke. Coke is already a universal. You can get it anywhere you go, and for the most part it tastes pretty similar everywhere. You know the product, and they’re not trying to convince you that the quality’s better than their competitors. They don’t need to. How do you market something so ubiquitous? You market the feeling it gives you. Coke ads tell you that drinking coke will build community. The ads play on the idea that if everyone drank Coke, they’d all belong- they’d be in the in-group. But you’re not supposed to think about what that in-group is- it’s people who drink this fizzy drink. They don’t tell you these things, but they just show you images of the happy people drinking Coke. It’s a deliberate choice that creates happy warm feelings about the brand. There’s a book we read called God, Country, and Coca-Cola that goes into a good bit of detail about the choices Coca-Cola makes for how it markets its products- the excerpt I’ve linked talks about how by some definitions, Coke’s marketing honestly does have religious overtones. That magical marketing works.

[smitethestate]

Marketing is fucking witchcraft and devilry.

[lavenzia]

this is amazing pizza?

[knightoftigers]

Super Robot Wars X - PV1 (ENGLISH)

The Japanese version of Super Robot Wars X will be released on the 29th of March 2018 in Japan while the English version will be released in Asia on the 26th...

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[demonanata-deactivated20240707]

Fate Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works (2014)

[argumate]

So Tasmania was Australia's prison colony? What if Tasmania makes its own, slightly smaller, prison colony island, and then each subsequent one continues to do so, infinitely

The final island is very small and houses a single dangerous angry man.

[fruityyamenrunner]

[krahie]

Visit Original Link

[knightoftigers]

I’M BACK IN F/GO, FUCKERS

[rendezvousrawmen]

[probablybadrpgideas]

D&D, except the names of spells, weapons, places and monsters are taken from Cards Against Humanity.

At level 1 you learn the cantrip of “Bees?”

[curriebelle]

9th-level spell: a windmill full of corpses

[expcake]

someone: so what’s your biggest fear?

me:

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[wayneradiotv]

the man

[crumblord]

i seriously used to watch this video every couple of days and try to debunk it but this dude is literally revolver ocelot in the flesh

[knightoftigers]

The new Space Marine codex allows Inceptor squads to be armed with dual-wielded plasma guns. I need these boys now more than ever!

[awriteroftales-deactivated20180]

Re: Purge.

If everything was legal for like twenty-four hours I’d start a communal garden.

This is barely even hyperbole.

I would legit start a communal garden with whoever wanted to join me.

I think that would be fucking dope.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Rewrite of The Purge where, for 24 hours, people hurriedly complete all those renovations and projects that the council forbids. Helen, leader of the PTA, laughs maniacally as she tears grass from her lawn with a pitchfork, her thirteen-year-old daughter Emily’s arms red with mud as she wades through the carnage, planting thyme. Jack and Mitch have left their friendly smiles behind at the RSL; today their faces show only grim determination as they methodically shovel gravel into potholes and pour bitumen. The local biker gang, gathered on the corner, are the most rambunctious of the mischief-makers, whooping and hollering as nail guns are driven into plywood, assembling miniature by-the-road shelters for the homeless to rest on cold nights. Their noise covers the sounds of Katy and Sam moving from street to street with their trolleys, picking up unsold or unwanted food from houses and restaurants to give to the hungry without fear of taxation or food safety reprisals. They’re young, and still scared of being caught.

But there’s no one to catch them. Not tonight. 

[dreamerinsilico]

…You know you live in a dystopian capitalist hellscape when….

[knightoftigers]

Bill Murray is...

BURGER KING