One large individually-wrapped cheeto

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[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

you can always start over. you can always catch up. you can still be who you dream of being. it’s not too late for you.

[combinevault]

i think nick is the funniest l4d2 character because like. just the way he is? like when you compare him to his comrades you have: coach, dedicated team leader and fatherly/brotherly presence to the younger survivors, rochelle, sociable producer trying to score a big story to advance her career, and ellis, the loveable, honest (and stupid) mechanic

and then theres nick, sleezy as all fuck conman who regularly says shit like “just do you guys know im legally not allowed to own a gun” completely unprompted 

[combinevault]

dude .!

[thebongdevil]

fuck this i wanna get decked in the face at a my chemical romance concert

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[orriculum]

What is that video game with the lesbians and one had blue hair

[orriculum]

thanks!

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

Not to be furiously antimodern but everything you make is art and you can minimize it all you want by calling it a hobby or a craft or a hyperfixation but it’s art because you created it and humans just make art because it’s what we do and it can’t be good or bad because it just IS and when you make art you are part of something very beautiful and very human

[edating]

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

[stardustparker]

hi can we unironically bring back 2012 avengers fandom, im talking serious “everyone has their own floor on stark tower designed by tony and they all have communal movie nights” shit 

[seventeenthcircleofhell]

Tony obsessively drinking unholy amounts of pure black coffee, Clint in the vents, Nat sharpening knives at every gathering, Thor waxing poetic about Pop Tarts, Bruce being the Avenger’s personal medic, Steve going on a run at 5am every day, communal breakfast. I miss that.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

just add the newer characters to it

Stark Tower is about to get a whole lot taller

[nintendette]

DeviantArt and the USPS partner to make physical DeviantStamps that are valid postage stamps

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

[astro-b-o-y-d]

*Hairless cat voice* oooooh im a wrinkley naked bitch

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

PSA not to go see the movie Avengers Endgame this weekend as a reliable source has told me that it contains untagged Avengers Endgame spoilers

[8pxl]

Horizon, 2017

Check out my: patreon / shop / buy me a coffee

[great-tweets]

bYE

[femcassidy]

surgeries except theyre recorded like patch notes

[femcassidy]

Uterine lining will no longer spawn outside uterus or clip into organs.

[daco-broman]

2.1.12 Removed tumor

[paperwaspnest]

Patch 2.1.15 Removed the following legacy features:

- Appendix (obsolete from recent environmental updates)

- Wisdom Teeth (Insufficient jawbone RAM for the majority of players)

[swan2swan]

What don’t have what now

[echo-lucariorpblog]

Bees don’t have lungs

[swan2swan]

you can’t just not have lungs

[teaboot]

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

[cardaughter]

[jiangshi]

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

[mohabbat]

all my love, thought and prayers to those in sri lanka.

[mohabbat]

where are the billionaires now??? three churches were bombed during easter services. where is the outrage and mourning, and signs of support?? 207 people are dead. 207.

[mohabbat]

the death toll is now at 290, with 500 people injured. the gofundme has less than $20k. white people care about brown tragedies challenge.