Alpharius: Do you want to see a butterfly?
Leman: Yes
Guilliman: NO! Don't-
Alpharius: *Throws the butter across the table*
Leman:...
Leman: Majestic.
Yes, so much this
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Alpharius: Do you want to see a butterfly?
Leman: Yes
Guilliman: NO! Don't-
Alpharius: *Throws the butter across the table*
Leman:...
Leman: Majestic.
Yes, so much this
A SECOND GOLDEN WOMAN HAS HIT THE WARHAMMER FANDOM
and she’s just as completely insane as the first one
So it looks like this is all a push by Amazon to force GW into DEI. They originally wanted Space Marines as well but GW pushed back. I guess GW are about to find out that compromises only mean a slower march towards the abyss.
Oh well, at least when the IP isnt worth a crap we will at least have the memories.
WARHAMMER 40K GOING WOKE...
JUST LIKE I PREDICTED!
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Sad, but it would be wrong to abandon something you care about. If anything its time to fight back.
my brother in christ you are reblogging tony zaret. his entire online presence is mocking reactionary conservatives.
that being said,
GLORY TO THE EMPEROR AND HIS MUSCLE MOMMY CUSTODIANS !!! I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER GETS RETCONNED TO BE GAY AND TRANS
Lol, let the games begin
Warhammer 40K is DEAD! Games Workshop running DAMAGE control over girl b…
We will.
WARHAMMER 40K GOING WOKE...
JUST LIKE I PREDICTED!
If there's something YOU'D like to see a video about message me at Patreon.com/TonyZaret!
Sad, but it would be wrong to abandon something you care about. If anything its time to fight back.
Never forget
Emperor: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Angron: Mine just says "Angron, no."
Emperor: And I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Would have avoided so many issues.
Could also be applied to Magnus the red
The Thicker Good
Tau, from Warhammer 40000
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Indeed!
Imagine what neoliberal propaganda articles look like in various evil empires.
"Women in Sauron's army. How female orcs have helped create a more inclusive global conquest." - The Mordor Examiner
"How the death star program is revitalizing the galactic economy." - The Coruscant Times
"Despite progressive cries to "Free Arrakis" situation with House Harkonnen more complicated then most people think." - The Corrino Fund
"How the anti imperial rabbit hole can easily lead to people to pro choas views." - Ultramar Today
Brainwashing by any other name.
I don’t like Guillimans smile 😒
Gman actually did it.
18/???
The First Heretic
I have a lot of feelings about this book, on the one hand it has made me fall in love with the word bearers and argel tal, however Lorgar is such an unrelenting bitch that I can't believe anyone ever followed him. The book does a really good job painting the emperor as a bad guy and let's be honest, he does play a really big part in Lorgar's fall to chaos with him allowing Lorgar to continue to conquer worlds and convert them into a religion in the emperor's name. However, I believe Lorgar's biggest flaw is that he has the emperor's hubris, his need to see things through even though he knows that what he's doing is wrong. And I know that Erebus and Kor Phaeron are also to blame since they continually whispered in his ear that this Must Be The Right Path, You're Only Doing What Is Right For The Betterment Of Mankind. And of course the visions chaos kept sending him, I really tried to sympathize with lorgar's plight throughout the book but once everything happened on cadia I've decided that he is nothing but a spineless bitch. My other critique of this book is that it really feels like it should've been longer by about 300 pages, especially with the 40 year gap that occurred which may be remedied by the Aurelian book but I haven't read that one quite yet. I also wish we had gotten more time with Argel Tal and the val gorbak, which is just another gripe with how short the book is really.
Overall, I hate kor phaeron and erebus, Lorgar is a bitch, The Emperor is a terrible leader, Argel Tal is cool as shit and the moment Synthran broke his vow of silence might be one of my favorite lesser moments in the heresy so far.
Lorgar and his Legion failed the test.
It is exactly as the Anchorite described it they knew the truth they were tested and were found wanting.
You cant expect to declare that you follow a God and then also expect for said God to treat you as anything but his worshiper. The Emperor was giving Lorgar the God he thought he was he acted as God with his actions.
How many times have the chaos God’s betrayed Lorgar or used him without explanation and he follows still. This is how you are to worship without question. Fact is that Lorgar was not worthy to worship the Emperor one thing is to know and another is to believe. Lorgar failed the test of Faith.
I need a rom-com movie poster featuring Cawl and Bile.
They need to do a team up with Oriken and Trazyn. Infinite and Divine style
Nonononono. Trazyn and Orikan just hang out in the background giving insulting commentary like Statler and Waldorf. They even have their own li'l floating Necron balcony box to DOHOHOHOHOHOH from. Also they disrupt every important moment by bickering with each other.
So let it be written, so let it be done
I need a rom-com movie poster featuring Cawl and Bile.
They need to do a team up with Oriken and Trazyn. Infinite and Divine style
Lady April; Lady Wych
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What makes the fall of Lorgar even more tragic a man ahead of his time who when tested was found lacking. Like the Anchorite said, the legion and the Primarch failed the test.
tau-chan
The greater good is looking good.
I think what makes Trazyn exceptional is that he actually talks to his retainers, like actually converses with them, no matter what the stakes are. I don't mean that as a part of solving problems or giving orders. He just genuinely seems to like talking to the people around him, and as a result, what we know about the people around him develops naturally.
Sannet. Ashkut. Huntmaster, who as a deathmark should probably not have a place of honour among necron nobility, but whom Trazyn trusts with his Empathic Obliterator (see: The Bleeding Stars). His crypteks all have names and their two cents to add to the Timesplinter Cloak discussion, and it seems they all feel relatively comfortable bullshitting with one another (see: Sannet vs. Trazyn, Tekk-Nev). Koloma, the human assistant. Since necron rulers aren't normally obliged to hear their inferiors' opinions about anything, Trazyn and his court stand out - you wouldn't think Solemnace ran on a skeleton crew, since even their brief conversations add to the richness of the setting.
And I can't stress that part enough: no matter what the stakes are. We have Trazyn's conversations from just about every context, from slice-of-life moments to active godmurdering. Compare to Oltyx, for example, who's never in a low-stakes situation; in every chapter he's fighting for something greater than himself, and that struggle's reflected in every conversation he has with his people. These conversations are some of the most philosophical discussions in necron lit, but they're not really casual. Members of Oltyx's court are threads in a tapestry, and we follow them closely as Oltyx's epic unfolds, watching them unravel or grow stronger in the process.
They are a necessity and a tragedy. Trazyn's retainers are low-key, but sparkle organically nonetheless, because he pats people's backs in reassurance, thinks about wine, and asks about the significance of the pentatonic scale. The little things are important! They are what makes life familiar! Not at all common a necron should care about this, save for perhaps Zahndrekh - not that his court appreciates it, outside of Obyron, and even Obyron tires of it sometimes.
Which brings us, too, to the matter of Orikan! The Infinite and the Divine could be divided into two halves, the first being T/O's conflict and the second their co-operation, and the latter is marked by when Trazyn starts talking about those things with Orikan. I don't think Orikan finds those topics fulfilling, but he is certainly affected by Trazyn's willingness to talk to him, and their discussion that follows at the opera is the existential highlight of the novel.
And it was a positive change, even if it didn't iron out their differences. Orikan realized solitude did not serve him well. He went from having Vishani's voice (plus a plasmancer ally he didn't care for) to taking down a god with his rival wielding a galaxy-wide variety of armies. Don't reckon that would have come about if Trazyn had been nothing but sullen and silent all that time, or if he'd not tried to speak to Orikan of the little things that were important to him. Caffeine. Puppetry. Labour rights. That kind of thing.
In short:
Dude was so real for this, ngl
I agree, that book was brilliant and cant wait for the “grumpy old men” of the 40K universe to get together again