Meh

Just a fantasy nerd, sometimes draw. Mostly TES, a bit of Dragon Age. Used to be Nerevar-Reborn. (profile pic by a friend of mine- when I had long hair and couldn't draw elf ears)

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[nozominomi-deactivated20171121]

[fauxfable]

where can i buy this hoodie???

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*

also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*

[spicymemesociety]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[daggerfall]

🔥🔥 Sheogorath?

the games really sanitize sheo into seeming like this kinda wacky and fun but sometimes sad grandpa who makes dark jokes on occasion, when he’s not just that. i want to see just how murderous, insane, and disregardful of mortal life he can bad. you can absolutely love sheogorath as a daedric prince, but dont do to him what a lot of people do to daedric princes and ignore/forget the bad stuff they do

[saccharine-saint]

Didn’t he throw a moon at vivec city?

[daggerfall]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

[just-shower-responses]

RUN BY

CUNTS

[bidoof]

4chan = white nationalist skinhead wannabe edgelords reddit = epic bacon nerd culture libertarians tumblr = 12 year old communists facebook = conspiracy theory-addled GOP baby boomers slowly regressing back to infancy twitter = ??????

[wilbr]

Twitter is where they all convene to fight each other like a social media Thunderdome

[8bitstickmod]

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

[rickolette-deactivated20190517]

Someone in ten years won’t be able to explain this post to fucking anyone

[the-last-girl-scout]

food, not lawns

[sleepyowlet]

Also: Throw in some early blooming things like snowdrops or crocus - the bees will love them! They’ll be gone mid-May, leaves and all. A lot of people only plant summer flowers and nothing for spring and autumn, so keeping pollinators fed and happy during those seasons is super important!

You can make insect hotels too! Just bundle up some reeds and twigs of varying sizes, paired with some loose straw pads and wood with holes of varying sizes drilled in. Those will help insects keep warm and snug over winter!

[plantyhamchuk]

For those in the Mid and Eastern US, Prairie Moon is my favorite native seed supplier. Their free catalogs are beautiful, inspirational, and hold a wealth of information. Oh and their prices are very reasonable. 

Here’s a few awesome easy-to-grow native plants to consider:

Aquilegia canadensis aka Eastern Columbine. - relatively-short lived perennial but it reseeds well. This plant gives zero fucks and will grow almost anywhere - sun, shade, whatever.

Sometimes called Celandine poppy or woodland poppy. Stylophorum diphyllum. Also short lived but reseeds well. 

Phlox divaricata aka Woodland Phlox. It comes in varying shades of bluish lavender. Unlike creeping phlox, this one has tall skinny stems.

These all bloom in the spring. 

[geopsych]

Worth reblogging!  Not true about the columbine being easy to grow, though, at least for me. I kept planting it and it kept dying until I just started growing it in containers.

[weebleroxanne]

“Nope,” I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.

[writingquestionsanswered]

No excuses, folks! Change paragraphs when:

- the “camera” moves - a new character shows up - someone speaks - someone else speaks - a new idea, subject, or topic is introduced - time passes or reverts to an earlier point - the setting changes - the mood shifts - you want to create dramatic effect

[saltoftheao3]

this is so so so more reader friendly, people, heed it!

[systlin]

But seriously, when we got our property, it was all just…grass. A sterile grass moonscape, like a billion other yards. With two big old maple trees. Just grass and maples, that was it. 

But then I got my grubby little paws on it, and I immediately stopped fertilizing, spraying, and bagging up grass clippings and leaves. I ripped up sod and put in flowers and vegetables. I put down nice thick blankets of mulch around the flowers and vegetables. 

When I first was sweating my way through stripping sod, I saw a grand total of 1 worm and 0 ladybugs. The ground was compacted into something that would bend shovel blades. 

Now, six years later, I can’t dig a planting hole without turning up fourteen earthworms, and there are so many ladybugs here. Not the invasive asian lady beetles; native ladybugs. They winter over in the mulch and in the brush pile. I see thousands of them. 

The soil is soft and rich. There are birds that come to eat, and bees of many sorts.

Like this is something that you, yourself, can absolutely change. This is something that you, personally, can make a difference in.

[systlin]

Like, last year I watched no fewer than twenty-nine monarch caterpillars grow up on my milkweed and fly away as butterflies. I watched swallowtails and moths grow. There are hummingbirds fighting over flowers now.

I did that. Me. You can do the same.

[blackqueerblog]

https://www.gofundme.com/LMFwater

I’m not a mathematician, but that’s damn near 5 years if I’m not mistaken.

[mattholicguilt]

“it would be impossible for this disabled character to be played by a disabled actor because of the things this character can do in this movie” well then maybe…… you fucked up in the writing of this disabled character……

[crumplelush]

also cgi exists. if you need your disabled character to walk for a couple of scenes use a body double and green screen. this can also be used for trans characters prior to transition.

if it’s possible to make chris evans look 5ft nothing and skinnier than a maypole then it’s possible to cast disabled actors for disabled characters

[queen-of-troy]

The Spy Kids films had disabled actor Ricardo Montalbán play the kids’ disabled grandpa, and in the third movie he was CGI’d into an Iron-Man style bodysuit that made him look like he was able to walk and take part in a high-speed futuristic car race and other action sequences. And this was in 2003. If a goofy kids’ franchise can do it using embarassingly bad early 2000s CGI, you have literally no excuse.

[skinks]

interested in, a big fan of, inexplicable imagery

[skinks]

see what I mean? it’s about the energies. the synapses going “huh!”