Never Lose Your Flames

"I hope you make peace with your pain, and never lose your flames," - Issues

[vampirezigzagoon]

Every Exorcism movie

Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–

Demon:

[richwhore]

Priest:

[iac88i]

This will never stop cracking me up

[spynda-remade-deactivated202005]

Visit Original Link

[sleepykylo]

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

this envokes primal fear in me

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[omfgrealitytv-deactivated201911]

Tanisha Always On Beat LOL

[dats-my-type-deactivated2021022]

I AM IN TEARS Y’ALL Are A MESS!

[bugsroseee]

Someone link this to her

[switchingtogeico]

I could eat bagels for every fucking meal I’m not kidding I love them

[ramshackle-boon]

[switchingtogeico]

[ramshackle-boon]

[switchingtogeico]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

I love seeing the revival of classic art

[lostthoughtsofbeth-deactivated2]

how do i uninstall anxiety

[movedtokajagoogooo-deactivated2]

WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO

[joey-wheeler-official]

this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]

Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”

Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”

Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[gne-frog-deactivated20190204]

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

[tabitha]

I think about this video at least twice a week

[anxietyproblem]

[oziomathewicked]

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[meme-theft]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ungarmax]

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[charlotteharlatan]

Seriously these belong in a museum

[sirfrogsworth]

[avvocarlo]

dog in a bog

[evildoreah]

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG

[parttimesarah]

I’m loving these protest pups!