ELDRITCH NOTHINGS

[timemachineyeah]

People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me

[timemachineyeah]

70% of the planets surface is undrinkable uninhabitable death water that sharks love. How is that a human-centric design.

[fetus-cakes]

the earth was created for various types of crabs

[guerrillatech]

[pharmboywalt]

OH, this is the cover of Crabitalism!

[hug-your-face]

You’ve heard of late stage capitalism now get ready for

[wizardshark]

Ah not again lads

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[catasters]

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

he transformed... magical pot...

[sarahseeandersen]

[spitefulhag]

[40ouncesandamule]

[jadeeee-deactivated20211030]

Literally me

[agayjewishwerewolf]

Evangelism

[starlightandtears]

THE MALARIA VACCINE GOT APPROVED BY THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION TODAY OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF RESEARCH.

*THIS* IS WHAT BEING HUMAN IS ABOUT.

[that-one-nerdy-gal]

Guys they mean today as in TODAY today!! October 7th, 2021!!

[iamgandalfandgandalfmeansme]

“The vaccine… is not just a first for malaria — it is the first developed for any parasitic disease. Parasites are much more complex than viruses or bacteria, and the quest for a malaria vaccine has been underway for 100 years.” (NYT)

[glueskull-deactivated20200809]

i know people complain about the “heavy violence set to an upbeat tune” trope being over done in media but my guy, i eat that shit UP. the utter joy that i experienced watching the iconic coffee shop scene, five taking out all those men set to “istanbul not constantinople” was s t e l l a r

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I also enjoy the “violent action scene pauses while the protagonists escape into an elevator and have to wait awkwardly to elevator music for a bit, before the doors open and violence/action music immediately resumes” trope.

[unclefather]

[minettte]

single celled organism

[bwooom]

hmmm i found a new kind of tea in our tea drawer i really like. i think i shall drink it all the time

[bwooom]

surely this small box of teabags will last me an eternity

[bwooom]

by talos this cant be happening

[post-store]

$13.99

[charlesoberonn]

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

[sirnekomeowinton]

[flakmaniak]

[r4cs0]

[understuckphanuniverse]

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

[spinachandhoney]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[brightlotusmoon]

Ah, the Mary Suez.

[areawest]

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

[post-store]

$27.99

[10memes]

[maneth985]

awwwwww♥

[lovelylovelyartist]

This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home

[noraguthrie-deactivated20211117]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

[everythingfox]

Baby bear catching snowflakes

[sartres-angst]

[aidashakur]

[beemovieerotica]

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

[tdwhisperer]

That sentence started and ended in very different places